Page 1 of Whats your favourite movie quote?

In a similar vein to my simpsons et al thread, why don`t you movie fans post your favourite quotes here for us to enjoy? It can be anything, funny, serious, profound, inane.
Ok, here`s my starter (for ten).
Taken from Mallrats (Kevin Smith)

Jay: "What yous guys needs is a FATTY-BOOM-BATTY blunt!"

This item was edited on Sunday, 24th February 2002, 21:58

This is easy.

The single best quote ever is (originally) from the 1948 film "Treasure of Sierra Madre" with Humphrey Bogart.

The scene is where a Mexican Bandit leader is trying to to convince Bogart et al that they are the Federales.

Bogart Character: "If you`re the police, where are your badges?"

Gold Hat (Leader of Bandits): "Badges!? We ain`t got no badges. We don`t need no badges! I don`t have to show you any stinking badges!!"

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But the story doesn`t end there! In an episode of "The Monkees" from 1967. The band members play at being Banditos. Michael (El Nesmito) wonders whether they should carry a club card or some badges.

Micky (El Dolenzio) sneers the line. "Badges? We don`t need no steeenking badges!"

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In Blazing Saddles from 1974. As Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman) is interviewing a line of criminals to deputize so that they can terrorize a town. The line is filled with stereotype criminals, from bikers to robed KKK clansmen. A group of mexicans dressed in sombreros and bandoleros step up to him. He speaks to them briefly, hires them and tries to hand them deputy badges. .

The first stereo-typical Mexican bandit: "Badges? We don`t need no stinking badges!"

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In the 1984 film Brother from another planet - Two "men in black" (alien bounty hunters) enter the bar where the alien was supposedly found. The bartender, suspicious of their intentions, demands to see some I.D. John Sayles, director of the moviedelivers the line.

Man in Black: "Badges? What badges? We don`t have to show you any badges."

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There was an episode of the A-Team (c1985) when they are hired to protect a female rock & roll singer and Hannibal hatches a plan for them to dress as cops and

Face: "But we don`t have any badges"
Murdock: "Badges? We don`t need no steeenking badges!"

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In the Wierd Al Yankovic film UHF(1989) The host of "Raul`s Wild Kingdom" says this after receiving a shipment of certain animals in error.

Raul Hernandez: "Badgers? Badgers? We don`t need no stinking badgers!"

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An episode from 3rd rock from the sun (c1996).

Harry(French Stewart): "Bagels? We don`t need no stinking bagels!"

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From the film "Bubble Boy"(2001)

Big Biker: "Patches? I don`t need no stinkin patches!"

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There`s more I`m sure.

De Niro (Taxi Driver): You talikin` to me?, You talikin` to me?, well who the hell else u talkin` to, i`m the only one here...who the *fcuk u talkin` to?

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Brando in On the Waterfront. Classic Scene:

Terry Malloy: It wasn`t him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain`t your night. We`re going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain`t your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn`t have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Terry Malloy: You don`t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let`s face it. It was you, Charley.


Brando- Apocalypse Now.

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz:Are you an assassin?
Captain Benjamin L. Willard: I`m a soldier.
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz: You`re neither. You`re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Pacino in Scarface

"I neva f***ed anybody over in my life, who didn`t have it comin` to `im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don`t break `em for no one, jou understand?"

"This is paradise, I`m tellin` ya. This town like a great big pussy jus` waitin` to get f***ed."

"Well you stupid f***, look at you now!"

"Ja! How`d jou like that, eh? Jou f***in` maricon! Ja!"

"I`m Tony Montana! You f*** wit me, you f***in` wit da best!"

"Say `ello to my little friend!"

This film is a Haven of qoutes!!

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or "how do you get a scar eating pu**y?"

where do i start?
Willam from mallrats"Hahaha you dumb b*stard, its not a schooner its a sailboat"
Jay from mallrats and general Zod from superman
"Come son of Jor el kneel before zod"
ghostbusters
"Ray when someone asks if you`re a god you say yes"
Armageddon
AJ "Harry`ll do it. He doesnt know how to lose"

On the subject of Ghostbusters ...

VENKMAN: Back off man. I`m a scientist

or

RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
WALTER PECK They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it`s true. This man has no dick.

or

DANA: (possessed by gate keeper) Do you want this body?
VENKMAN: Is this a trick question?

or

DANA: That`s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
VENKMAN: What a crime.


But my favourite quotes is the entire script of `Pulp Fiction`...

OK its not a film but its still good. Regan from the Sweeney:

"We`re the Sweeney son, and we haven`t had any dinner."

Genius

"I have come her to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and I`m all out of bubblegum"

"You can shove it up your arse and f*ck off while you`re doing it" (withnail and I)
and virtually all of Raising Arizona ("her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" "Christian Dior my butt" "Bill Parker? Not that motherscratcher" "Son you`ve got a panty on your head" ec-bloody-cetera!)