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About this user: Favourite 10 Films:
1) He-Man & the Masters of the Universe: (see my signature)
2) Spies Like Us: "One nights study for a Grade 19 FSB exam? Good Luck!"
3) An Innocent Man: "If either of you f**k me, you both f**k me, understand?"
4) Beverly Hills Cop 2: "Gotta Die someplace - might as well be here!"
5) Lethal Weapon 2: "they f**k you at the drive thru"
6) Shaft : "You want my shoes?"
7) The Punisher: "Don`t play with knives!"
8) Superman 2: "Both keys at the same time?!"
9) Bevery Hills Cop 1: "It`s Billy, he`s doin` somethin` dumb again.."
10) Pulp Fiction: "Zed`s dead baby.."

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RE: BBC

This thread is 5 years old and still annoys me!

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

POLL: Bald or Bushy? How do you like `em?

This post includes a poll.Do you like to munch the carpet or not?

RE: Wogan = Nil point.

Damn right!


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Bald or shaved?

I went for a back, sac & crack....it was hard work! (:¦

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Bald or shaved?

For what it is worth...

I prefer the brazillian bald as a coot - much nastier!

This just in.....my collegues tell me that the "Landing strip" is the new vogue :o

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

This item was edited on Tuesday, 2nd December 2008, 21:21

RE: Bald or shaved?

It was funny the first time too....

Although..."Bald or bushy", would have been a better title

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

This item was edited on Sunday, 30th November 2008, 11:33

RE: Bald or shaved?

Just discovered this thread...pure gold! :D

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

England lost 3-1

And they were a bunch of limp dicks on the pitch too!

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: The Official Superman Returns site...

Bloody good trailer - different versions on bluetights.net - waiting for the superbowl full trailer...



He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

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This item was edited on Sunday, 5th March 2006, 14:15

Complaints.

There have been several complaints about the use of offensive language in the workplace. I feel this is due to a lack of verbal expression/articulation amongst staff. This "phrase evolution" may help.

It has been brought to management`s attention that some individuals throughtout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints received from some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

None the less we do realize the critical importance of idividuals being able to properly experss their feelings when communicating with fellow employees. Therefore, a list of code phrase replacements has been compiled so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive co-workers.

OLD PHRASE PREFERED NEW PHRASE
No f***ing way! I`m certain that`s not feasible.
You`ve got to be s***ting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a f***. Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a f***. Of course I`m concerned.
It`s not my f***ing problem. I wasn`t involved with that project.
What the f***? Interesting.
F*** it, it won`t work. I`m not sure I can implement this.
Why the f*** didn`t you tell me that sooner? I`ll try to schedule that.
When the f*** do you expect me to do this? Perhaps I can work late.
Who the f*** cares ? Are you sure this is a problem?
He`s get his head up his ass. He`s not familiar with the problem.
Eat s***! You don`t say.
Eat s*** and die. Excuse me?
Eat s*** and die motherf***er. Excuse me Sir?
What the f*** do they want from my life? They weren`t happy with it?
Kiss my ass. So you`d like my help with it?
F*** it, I`m on salary. I don`t think you understand.
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died and made you the boss ? You want me to take care of this.
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another f***ing meeting? Yes, we really should discuss this.
I really don`t give a s***. I don`t think it will be a problem.
He`s a f***ing prick. He`s somewhat insensitive.
She`s a ball-breaking bitch. She`s an aggressive go-getter.
You don`t know what the f*** you`re doing. I think you could use more training.
This place is all f***ed up. We`re a little disorganized.


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Been needing the toilet a lot lately (Number one not number two) Any ideas

non specific urethritis/gonococcal disease (:¦


(Dr.) AMH
He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

Amateur Transplants

Does anyone remember that angry song about the naffness of the london underground? Well, the two surgeons who wrote that song has released a CD.

It can be found here:

http://www.amateurtransplants.com/ :D

All the proceeds go to macmillan cancer care!!

:D

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Do you think our country has changed forever?

Quote:
Go to Narborough Road after an RnB/Hip/Hop/Bhangra gig - back then you`d find all the Punjabis/Indians in JBS kebab (Punjabi owned) and all the Pakistanis in TJ`s Burgers (Muslim owned) directly over the road - they`d all be trying to kick off with each other.


So these young muslim guys hanging around TJ Burgers on Narborough Road in Leicester are potential terrorists because they want to kick in the hindu/sikh guys at JBS Kebab in Leicester? Hmmm ... maybe the owners of these shops will be the mastermind behind it all? Sheesh! (Does it matter what religion the shop owners are, if the food doesn`t taste right, you`re not going to hang around it are you? So being a non-muslim, would I have a chance of getting a saturday job there, or even being served at TJ Burgers since only muslims eat there?)

You hear on the news about violence and confrontations between rival football supporters after matches around the country. There is always a very strong police presence whenever there is a home match played here in Leicester. The police act like they expect trouble each time. Is it to do with the rival team supporters being a different colour or religion? So, why do some of the fans get into a fight? Yes, stabbings do occur, I know about them because I have to treat the injuries in A&E.

It is obvious that some individuals on here are anti-muslim from there comments on these sorts of threads. Fair enough, everyone`s prejudices are formed from what they have experienced in their lives, but at least admit they are seeing things from their own viewpoint, instead of dragging up old facts and articles to justify their tirade against another culture. I like to read your own opinions on here, not some expert/scholar/reporter`s opinion thank you.

AMH

RE: Do you think our country has changed forever?

Quote:
I was at uni in Leicester only 5 years ago and have direct experience of it - same issues. I`ve lost count of the number of time we went to student gigs and the night club got shut down due to ongoing fights between the two.


Sorry to pick up on your comments(rant) Neiliboy, but I was at Leicester Uni 5 years ago and did not experience or know of any fights or clashes specifically between Muslims and Sikhs/Hindus. :o I would be interested to know when and where did these fights happen, if at all? :/

Maybe in your vehement outburst, you`ve embellished the facts somewhat? ;)

RE: Neiliboy - See what you started or is this your new job?

what is this "Dr 42%er" business? when did this happen?

AMH



He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

Interesting (but rude!!) website!

Click here:

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/index.php?alpha=b

Any comments?

AMH


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: TrackMania Sunrise

fast and furious - much trickier than Trackmania - I have got quite a few Gold Medals but only on other people`s tracks I`ve downloaded!

AMH


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Ever met anyone famous?

1) Alan Rickman - whilst visiting his mother at the Glenfield General Hospital (?1997)
2) Pauline Quirke - visiting her sister ungerdoing dialysis at the Royal London Hospital (2003)
3) Duncan from Blue after a minor accident - same location as above.

He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Cop Show Quiz

2 out of 10 terrible - maybe I`m not old enough to rememeber some of these shows!

AMH


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: The Single Life Changing Event In Your Life?

I think that for most people marriage, birth, near death experiences are the most common life changing events...I would like to ask what was peoples most USUAL life changing event?

For me - it would be when a patient of mine nearly lost their arm...

AMH


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

RE: Worst Movie Character Names

What about Austin Milbarge/Emit Fitzhume (Spies like Us)

I would have to go with Pussy Galore though....hey does anyone remember that website where you put in your name and it generates your gansta/pornstar name? That was DAMN funny!!

AMH.


He-Man & the Masters of the Universe.
Skeletor: "All things come to he who waits...and I have waited so long for this moment"

New Medical Dramas...

Grey`s anatomy - story of young girl (daughter of brilliant surgeon) struggling with her live as a new surgeon

House - Hugh Laurie as a diagnostician with a caustic bedside manner and treats his staff like crap (but they seem to like it).

Any comments? Does anyone even watch this stuff? Or is it just me?

This item was edited on Thursday, 5th May 2005, 16:43

RE: Bald or shaved?

What are you on about?


"All Things Come to He Who Waits...And I Have Waited So Long For This Moment" - Skeletor (He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe)

Question for Leicester Drivers

Hey All!

I have a question for all the people who live in Leicester. I was driving past the LRI 2 days ago when I saw a car that had been stopped in the bus lane by the police. There is nothing unusal in that expect it was an unmarked police unit. The car was a blue Skoda Octavia RS with the flashing blue lights and "police stop" strip concealed in the back window as well as blue lights concealed behind the front grille.

I was aware that the Leicesterhire Constabulary has bought up lots of Skoda Octavia RS models (white) for marked patrol cars (i wanted to get one at one point). I know in the past that I have seen unmarked units which were Subaru Imprezas, BMW 3 and 5 series etc etc.

I was wondering if anyone else has noted these unmarked units?

Merry Christmas!

AMH


"All Things Come to He Who Waits...And I Have Waited So Long For This Moment" - Skeletor (He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe)

RE: Isn`t parenthood so very very bloody hard.. who else is completely knackered?

I have to agree with all you knackered people! Our 2nd son is just 3 weeks old. How about me - I work nights in a busy Leicester Hospital then have to come home to a baby who feeds every 3 hours and a five year old with a bad case of the flu. This is the only time I wish I had gone into paeds! And to the 42%er: it is our god given right to complain! later, AMH

"All Things Come to He Who Waits...And I Have Waited So Long For This Moment" - Skeletor (He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe)

Anyone know how best to deal with a difficult boss?

Need some help guys..

The boss that I am currently working for a complete a**hole. He expects me to do everything for him, and then complains when I haven`t done things his way. I just feel like punching him in the face!

Can anyone suggest a tactful approach to deal with his attitude?

"All Things Come to He Who Waits...And I Have Waited So Long For This Moment" - Skeletor (He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe)

RE: anyone know what tests you can do on urine

CORRECTION: the specific gravity is measured (although no longer clinically relevant) and concentration is only measured if the blood sodium is low.

"All Things Come to He Who Waits...And I Have Waited So Long For This Moment" - Skeletor (He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe)