Page 1 of 9 Words ladies use alot- To refresh you gents

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don`t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That`s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That`s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you`re welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women`s way of saying "#$%^%$#@!F#!k you!!!"

9.) Don`t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What`s wrong?" For the woman`s response refer to #3.

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This will later result in a man asking "What`s wrong?

I don`t ever say that. I just say `Are you on`?

I always....always....get hit!



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"Sincerity?.....I can fake that!" - Hawkeye Pearce from M*A*S*H

just make a copy of this, that way you know where you stand next time :D

or more simply:-

yes means no

no means no

maybe means no

aah,aah,aah! means don`t move and/or stop and/or do it again

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If any of the above are accompanied by the head wobbling like a cross between an extra on The King and I and a demented Weeble you should hope you have your trainers on and car keys within arms reach.

Snaps

Ella you are so right with that list. Cool! But should we be telling the boys what we`re really thinking?

Luv`n`kisses

smurfette

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Ella you are so right with that list. Cool! But should we be telling the boys what we`re really thinking?

It`s a good start but lets face it, it`ll take more than that to help us men understand the complex mind of a woman. So don`t be too worried :/

"Dont mention the zed word"

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Luv`n`kisses

smurfette
So, in the complex mind of a woman...is this a come-on? Because, in the simple mind of a bloke, he`s thinking, "she wants it". :D (I don`t think that though, I`m the deep, thoughtful, arty, pretentious, sensitive, romantic type in a XR3i that women `think` they like)

Neil.

Women, remember when you ask your man if the things you have put on before you go out look ok. When he says yes, he probably means no, you look fatter than when he first met you, and to be honest, I am going to be looking at the younger models out there so i don`t really care about your insecurities that mean you can`t really say what you mean or be comfortable in the body you have got.

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

pah.. you crazy women...

can`t live with them. can`t respect the restraining orders they take out...

also, it`s nineteen words. typical bloody understating women..

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