Page 1 of Practicle Joke -- my turn . . . but what to do ?

Hi all.

Need some help.
A Wannabe Joker at work managed to get " FLASH ME I`M A C***" on A4 paper on the back of my car, the one day i forgot to look.

Thankfully my journey home is 10minutes.

This victorious assault is preceeded by 2 failed ones. He loves to think of himself as the Dogs Conkers of this type of thing and while i am sure i would think of adequate retribution in time, if anyone has a ready made cracker.. let it be heard.

I want this git to be put in his place.

Thanks...

SD






**We are only immortal for a limited time** NP

A chap I worked with managed to attach a large note stating "I wear ladies lingerie" to a managers back.

Superimpose a picture of his hand on to a unflattering image?

Workwise related stunts are better though as he has to live it down. ;) The downside this sort of thing can escalate out of all porportion.


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

Whatever you do, don`t leave yourself open to disciplinary action yourself and internet abuse is a fertile ground for employers wanting to settle scores.

Does he think you`re as bad?

In which case, are you not reaping what you sow?

Offer to make him a tea/coffee and pump it full of laxative.

Tamper with his brakes.

Kill his cat.

Set fire to his house.

Heh, that`ll really p*** him off :D

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This item was edited on Monday, 6th March 2006, 21:21

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Offer to make him a tea/coffee and pump it full of laxative.

this reminds me of something we did to a bloke i use to work with before becoming a fine upstanding pillar of the community...

this chap use to eat all the chocolate biscuits in the tin, he never use to dip his hand in his pocket and buy any...

one day we got so fed of this we managed to get some Pico-Lax (extra strong only on prescription stuff), we melted some chocolate put this in, then covered some biscuits with it...

well the body took a rapid course of action and he spent the day on the toilet...

to this day he doesnt know what happened! :D


`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Soooo I`m guessing this happened in Woolworths.

Did you lapse from being a fine upstanding pillar of the community before\while\after the RAF? ;)


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

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Tamper with his brakes.

Kill his cat.

Set fire to his house.
Boil his Rabbit :)

If you haven`t already admitted to being had. Don`t mention it but start a conversation with someone within his hearing about a stunning blonde that kept flashing you, stopped, got chatting, went on a date........ I think you can take it from there and fill out the details.
Should have him seething in a short while.




Snaps

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When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

This item was edited on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 01:02

All good stuff,

to summary, . I did get flashed, but by a workmate heading home in the same direction. He didn`t tell me and i am waving as he overtakes...tosser.! ;)

That said, i have no intention of letting things get out of hand, i am a supervisor, but would like to show my smart ar** colleague that he deals with a vetran in the field.

I will admit defeat in a few hours, and all will be well. Till my time is upon us, and we`ll see who is laughin.

As for the stunning blonde, it may make me smile, but the wife may find a smidgin` less hilarious!.




**We are only immortal for a limited time** NP

This has been tried in dorm rooms, but never in the office, so dont know if itll work or not.

Fill a bucket half way with concentrated soap solution (my favorite is the liquid detergent - Tesco Value... half a liter of that with a liter of water), and drop a kilo of dry ice in it. Dry ice doesnt melt, it evaporates straight off... it will do through the water, slowly creating bubbles.... which will never end, and fill up the room. Messy, but makes the point! :)

T¦M3CH4S3R

"I am worst at what I do the best, for this gift I feel blessed. I found it hard... it was hard to find. Oh well, Whatever! NEVERMIND"

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Soooo I`m guessing this happened in Woolworths. long before that... when i was a chef!




`i am going to live forever or die trying`