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Do you fold or scrunch? I`m a scruncher, so to speak

Not sure how to add a poll sorry

This item was edited on Wednesday, 2nd June 2010, 15:43

I like to fold and then scrunch.

Further to that, I believe that when it hangs on the roll, it should hang on the side furthest from the wall, not going down the wall.

One more note. Nothing better than a crisp, cold seat. Don`t you agree?

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Do you fold or scrunch?

Ha! I remember this on the telly a few months ago and how the Yanks use twice as much toilet paper as the Brits (per person) as they are mostly scrunchers whereas we are mainly folders!!!

Me? I`m a Folder and I agree it should hang furthest from the wall!!

This item was edited on Wednesday, 2nd June 2010, 17:43

fold... and hang away from the wall... and fold the end over when you have finished!

I remember in my outback school back in Oz many years ago, we were all caned severely because we became hooked on chewing school toilet paper. It was made in the UK at the time and shipped out to unsuspecting Austrialian schools.

Can`t remember the make, but it came in rectangular carboard box dispensers, and looked sort of opaic and glossy individual sheets, and had a wonderfull pine disinfectant smell and taste. (Name could have been zing or zal or something like that)

We would chew a sheet for a few minutes and swallow the tasty saliva, then spit out the paper. God knows what chemicals was in it.

Now this was the days before drugs were known about, so we school kids were zonked out of our brains when chewing this stuff. It was eventually banned, as the school kept running out of the stuff, he he.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 2nd June 2010, 19:51

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(Name could have been zing or zal or something like that)

Probably Izal medicated bog roll.
Not best suited for wiping the sphincter, more like shave the ring as it was razor sharp and about as flexible as a house brick :D
It was also about as much use as wiping your ring with a 2 X 2 slab :D

Ah the good old days before all this soft bogroll crap :D

Choagy FFCUK The SPL :D

Yeh, that was it, IZAL, I have just read about it via google and it is now discontinued, thank goodness.

After reading the history of it, they removed the pine flavour eventually, and made it smell neutral and I assume taste bland.

Maybe there were school kids all over the world (British Empire) in the 1960`s chewing this stuff, like us :D

Did not do us any harm, ugh, eer, uhmm !!!!

This item was edited on Wednesday, 2nd June 2010, 21:31

Fold - Thats all the info your getting.



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I hope nobody has just eaten as I`m going to give you one to wind your mates up with.

Find someone with a pack of Rizlas and tell the assembled crowd you`ll show them how to wipe their ar*e with a fag paper.
Take one Fag paper and fold it carefully in half twice then very carefully make a show of tearing off the point which leaves you, when unfolded, with a paper with a finger sized hole in the middle.
Make a point of telling them the bit you`ve torn off is very important and to remember it and place it carefully to one side.
Then place your finger through the hole, demonstrate wiping using only your finger, then `clean ` your finger by scrunching the paper round your finger and pulling it off.
Disgusted reactions all round.
Wait for the inevitable "So what`s the bit in the middle for"
Pick up and demonstrate using the point of the still folded discard
Ah that`s for getting it out from under your fingernail.

You should get a chorus of disgusted eurgh`s

I`m all grown up now and would never do such a thing myself

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This item was edited on Thursday, 3rd June 2010, 02:43

Trying to get my head round the sight of Choagy wiping his arse with a 2X2 Slab. He must be built like Desperate Dan.