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Joined on: Tuesday, 23rd April 2002, 15:37, Last used: Monday, 2nd September 2013, 20:53

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About this user: Ex-Squaddie, Ex BP, Mortgaged up to my scrote, two kids,still paying up my daughters car, Follows Falkirk FC (Christ I Must Have Been Bad In My Previous Existence).Hobbies include winding up rednecks on the History channel and 100 litres sprint:-) 50 big and bald :)

This user has posted a total of 5033 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.75 messages a day, or 5.27 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

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RE: [VIDEO] Brexit

No need to panic folks 


RE: [VIDEO] Manifest

Have a wee swatch at "People of earth" . Funny and thoroughly enjoyable. Especially the neurotic wife getting pumped by the minister  

RE: [VIDEO] Manifest

SPOILER:
Grace FFS another Lady Macbeth (Ricks wife from TWD) . Kicks him out of the house, laddie goes missing , boyfriend says that the returning dad is the real problem , then moans when returning dad implies she shouldnae have kicked him out , policeman pumps ex fiancé . Grace is an unadulterated cow , Danny is an a***hole. Grace FFS another Lady Macbeth (Ricks wife from TWD) . Kicks him out of the house, laddie goes missing , boyfriend says that the returning dad is the real problem , then moans when returning dad implies she shouldnae have kicked him out , policeman pumps ex fiancé . Grace is an unadulterated cow , Danny is an a***hole

RE: Anyone online, need a shoulder etc

Evenin` folks . They say a week is a long time in politics well it sure is in real life when the brown stuff hits then fan . I had a great nights sleep after I told the bairns on Sunday evening. I have always kept scheitte close to my heart and kept it to myself, not a good thing . I thank each and every one of you for the kind words, they were and are very much appreciated. Anywhooo I am in a far better place now , prescription morphine and Stella Artois helps, so thank you all . Now to get rid of my pent up aggression by playing Sniper 4 and aiming for the b***ocks of every enemy 

This item was edited on Friday, 2nd August 2019, 21:15

RE: Printer heads

After you get it cleaned think about getting a CISS kit form here . I have been using a CISS on my Epson XP605 for a couple of years now and am really pleased with the photo prints let alone letters and text . If you are using the supplied cartridges then seal them and keep only as emergency     https://www.cityinkexpress.co.uk/ciss/epson/xp-245/xp-series/epson-original-ink

RE: Anyone online, need a shoulder etc

Thanks for the kind and thoughtful words folks . TBH I feel far better now, well still deeply annoyed with myself but what is done is sadly done and the world turns . I honestly believe , the constables that visited me agree, he was trying to be the big guy in front of his mates . Though I am obviously saddened at my actions I know he got the reaction he least expected from a fat 60+ year old . I have no idea if the police visited or contacted his mother , I would guess they would to get a "Balanced" view ;) . I am putting it behind me . I have no control over how they act , that is their problem . Not exactly the "Waltons" but hey , that`s life 
Cheers folks 

This item was edited on Saturday, 27th July 2019, 12:12

Night night folks , away to my scratcher

Be nice and good to each other . Love and appreciation to you all 

RE: Anyone online, need a shoulder etc

Sadly there is no possibility we could speak "Sensibly", his mum has made sure of that by weaponizing the children . Sadly my good lady and I have realised the bairns are being coached / programmed  to hate us all . I feel truly and deeply saddened at what I did . I had absolutely no idea who he was and would have acted the same at some ned shouting abuse at me . I just have absolutely no idea what to do . I came home last night to three policemen in our living room, not at my request. Prior to this I had went to the other grand-parents to speak to them about it . Unbeknown to me my face was literally covered in blood . The other grandad was actually truly horrified at the state of my face, only a flesh wound in my eyes ; and said I should contact the police . I could not do that as no matter what has happened  he is still my grandson . Life is an absolute b***h . Just venting mate but thank you for taking the time to reply .

This item was edited on Friday, 26th July 2019, 22:07

Christ I have missed this place

I am away to my pit now. Not been active for a while but now realise what a truly wonderful and thoughtful forum we have . I have missed you all . Going through personal turmoil at the moment but the very existence of this site helps a shed load . No self pitying, no wallowing but genuinely helpful people . Thank you all, Admars, Mbilko and others :)

RE: Anyone online, need a shoulder etc

I may lose a bit of lucidity, eloquence as I am essentially drinking myself f***ing stupid now out of sheer shame 

This item was edited on Friday, 26th July 2019, 21:42

RE: Anyone online, need a shoulder etc

Not really mate . A few years ago I posted about the problems myself , my good lady and our daughter and grand-daughter were experiencing since our son and partner split up . Yesterday evening , to my eternal shame   I did something I am truly ashamed of. I came out of our local Asda  only to be met with a tirade of abuse . I had no idea it was our grandson that was hurling the abuse. I have not seen them for about five years , people change when growing up.  After being subject to vile abuse I grabbed the abuser by the throat , having absolutely no idea the one that was shouting "What are you looking at you fat c***"  This was repeated when I confronted the , at the time , unknown person . I grabbed him by the throat , wrestled him to the ground, then his three mates leathered in to me . I feel absolutely distraught that not only did I lift my hands to a stranger , then to only realise it was our grandson. I feel absolutely f***ing terrible . I truly feel a complete and utterly reprehensible man . I truly did not recognise him but still feel dreadful . Life is an absolute b***ard when bairns are weaponised by mothers .

This item was edited on Friday, 26th July 2019, 21:36

RE: RIP Billy McNeill

Just visited the site for the first time in a while mate . Absolute legend, a real legend and not one of those who gain legendary status after a couple of seasons . Giant of a man and represented all that was great about the game . A fitting tribute was when Simunovic , number 5, scored in the 67th minute .  Few of his stature will ever grace the field of "Paradise" .

RE: [VIDEO] New Star Trek coming back to TV in 2017!

"Kermit" as a role model and "You got wood" lines in the Orville

RE: Huge Blaze at Grenfell towers in West London

Victoria Derbyshire this morning. I was just checking the news as I usually do and fell upon this "News" broadcast. I honestly could scarcely believe what I was hearing so I rewound the broadcast on, Sky+, to see if I had misheard or had misunderstood the comments. Sadly the comment was as I had initially heard, much to my sadness and in reality disgust anger .  Utterly repugnant from start to end and all in the vicinity of grieving families  . The host/ reporter should have nipped this in the bud instantly or at the very least admonished the woman for stating such a comment. Sound bite journalism at it`s very lowest and not what we should expect of any media outlet .

This item was edited on Thursday, 15th June 2017, 21:52

RE: Huge Blaze at Grenfell towers in West London

Quote:
Si Wooldridge says...
"This is the world we live in now..."

I know mate but it truly wearies me that even when the fire service personnel are putting their lives at risk idiotic ramblings are aired by a national broadcaster.

RE: Huge Blaze at Grenfell towers in West London

Now the unedifying and quite honestly disgraceful rantings of an idiotic woman claiming the fire "Is revenge for the London attacks" . FFS what an absolute clown she is. Bodies barely even counted and this clown comes up with ludicrous garbage like this. Good god, how or more importantly why was this idiot given about ten minutes of air time to spout uneducated and rambling nonsense. Her posturing and rantings live on air has essentially blamed another ethnic group for the deliberate fire setting of the building and the resultant deaths . I actually weary at the thought that idiots such as this are allowed to air their bitter and vile views at such horrendous incidents
Ian .

RE: [VIDEO] The shock general election thread

I eagerly await the Daily Fail slating Theresa May as a Terrorist Sympathiser. Considering the scheitte they threw at the Labour leader it only seems fair to do likewise with this lot

RE: Celtic: Invincibles 2016-2017

The chairmen of ALL clubs had the chance to radically change football for the better but phuqen shat it :( They merely used the vote on reconstruction to phuq all the lower league teams by offering them play offs. Play offs where the SPL team are heavy favourites to retain their top flight status. Another wee gem was that after the votes , a week or so, they informed all clubs that 50% of play off money would go directly to the SPL . Therefore the Championship teams are contributing directly to the parachute payment of the team who finish bottom. Lovely fair and balanced organisation. FFS I thought FOX News and O`Reilly were bad

Choagy FFCUK The SPL 45%

RE: Celtic: Invincibles 2016-2017

Quote:
Si Wooldridge says...
"Whilst no one can deny the achievement, but my first thought was about the weakness of the opposition..."

Exactly the same teams who have always been challenging for honours ;)

Choagy FFCUK The SPL 45%

This item was edited on Monday, 5th June 2017, 19:42

RE: NHS IT systems cyber attack causing mayhem :(

Going by the Beeb and ITV they are absolutely phuqing itching to Blame Putin
Choagy FFCUK The SPFL 45%

RE: [VIDEO] The shock general election thread

Quote:
Si Wooldridge says...
"You think this is hard right wing? OK..."

Si . I was meaning in the event the tory majority is far greater than it is now thereby allowing them to continue with an ever more aggressive attack on all that most hold dear or close to their hearts 

RE: [VIDEO] The shock general election thread

Imagine the great purge of the Russian military and the Night of the long knives all rolled in to one, that is the aim of May ,no more and no less. This dreadful government has been encouraged and emboldened by an utterly dreadful Labour party who have spent the last phuq knows how long doing phuq all other than try to oust their leader rather than being an effective opposition. May and her cohorts smell blood and by phuq they will get it. It actually disgusted me to hear her stating, paraphrase, "Everyone who opposes us should be silenced" . That in essence was what she meant when she derided Labour for having the temerity to consider voting against a poor deal . She derided the "Unelected" H of Lords for their "Obstruction", FFS they are meant to examine every bit of proposed legislation and not merely rubber stamp it. So folks, agree with Mother Theresa or you will be silenced, so much for democracy . I actually fear for the future and wonder what kind of world my grand-daughter will grow up in. The only possible "Silver lining" may be that there could be enough people who voted for Brexit now who take the opportunity to shape the next government and make it far less hard right wing.

Remember the 96

REMEMBERING THE 96...
28 YEARS AGO TODAY, THEY WENT TO A FOOTBALL MATCH AND NEVER CAME HOME ! RIP

This item was edited on Saturday, 15th April 2017, 20:11

RE: [VIDEO] The Walking Dead: Season 7

SPOILER:
Sasha is in the new Star Trek series , that appears to be why she was written out (Allegedly)
Choagy FFCUK The SPFL 45%

RE: [VIDEO] The Walking Dead: Season 7

SPOILER:
Enjoyed the finale but phur phuq sake how did a horse manage to climb the phuqen fence at the back of Alexandria . There is only one gate after all
Choagy FFCUK the SPFL 45%

RE: Printer display shows full ink test page shows none...

Rob . I used to clean print heads that way as well. Usually worked as my problem was that I used the printer only occasionally. That said I agree on the Quote:
Rob Shepherd says...
"I don't think people repair printers"

Nowadays, obscenely,  it seems a new printer is cheaper than buying replacement cartridges so folk merely ditch the old one and get a new one (Local authority recycling howfs stapped foo` wie them :) .  At a wee bit of a tangent :) I use a CISS with my Epson XP605 and it works flawlessly . Photographic prints come out as good as any we have had printed by Asda or Tesco. Well worth giving a CISS set up a try :)

Choagy FFCUK The SPL 45%