Page 1 of Lesson 14: Parking the car

From one of the 50 to anyone who went Xmas shopping at a large supermarket or out of town shopping centre.

Enjoy

Snaps

What are the chances. 2 of the last in the world on the same site.

Class link.

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Tell you what, I have not laughed so hard in ages. I had to use my inhaler.
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Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: "I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge f***ing thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, `Dave, look at the size of that f***er!` and Dave was like, `Jesus Christ, it`s a f***ing monster!

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

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Tell you what, I have not laughed so hard in ages. I had to use my inhaler.

Agreed - I am in tears here ...


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Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn`t interested.



The Bigman Cometh

Perhaps all the parent and child spaces were gone and someone needed room to remove their baby from its car seat.

Erm... I hope there is some sarcasm in your comment.

Have you seen the piece on the Bhutto killing.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, DECLARES UN.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/what-in-the-name-of-f***-is-wrong-with-you-people%2c-declares-un-20071228624/

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Quote:
United Nations` Index of the World`s Maddest Countries
(last week`s position in brackets)
1: Iraq (1)
2: North Korea (2)
3: Pakistan (4)
4: France (3)
5: Afghanistan (7)
6: Iran (6)
7: USA (5)
8: Saudi Arabia (9)
9: Sudan (10)
10: Wales (14)

what have the `taffs` done to jump four places?



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

@ 42%er...

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"Furthermore, we urge you to get a bloody grip and realise that you don`t have to end absolutely every single argument by blowing someone to pieces."


:D :D :D


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Companies that have p**sed me off so much that I will never use them again and I hope you dont either....
Jacks Fish & Chips of Cambridge ridiculously overpriced and overpackaged chips. £1.20 for a stupidly small portion of chips - they need to go up north for a good lesson in fish and chips
Alloy Bodies of Manchester - The Grand Daddy & Benchmark for shockingly poor customer service.
Capital Bank Leasing who are part of [B]BOS & are f**ing useless & struggle to action the smallest request but are fantastically efficient at taking money out of my account
[B]Abbey National Absolutely diabolical service - how hard is it to change £60 of coins into notes????
....more coming soon no doubt..... :D

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"People might think we sit around on our arses all day, sending squad cars out for fish and chips and ignoring your desperate pleas to stop the local kids urinating on your car. But we don`t. We shoot olive-skinned electricians. In the face."

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

[url="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/bra-research-must-go-on%2c-vows-scientist-20071210588/"]

"People often ask me what possible scientific benefit can arise from spending hours in a darkened room watching a woman with large breasts jog on the spot on front of you in a not very supportive bra. Imagine if they had said that to Einstein? He would never have invented the atom bomb"

Reasoned arguement from the eminent scientist me thinks