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the eggman (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 18:39

Ask a silly question and the next poster gives a silly answer then asks a silly question of there own

Q: Have you ever polished an owls beak

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The Jackal (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 18:51

No. But I did once put a duck in a microwave until its Bill withers.

Q: who`s shoes smell the baddest?

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RE: Ask a silly question

enemyonpc (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 18:57

Quote:
Q: who`s shoes smell the baddest?


A: Whosever don`t have noses

Q: Why do dogs sniff each others bums?

Bryan

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Gavski (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 19:13

A: Cos it was a drug squad dog and they thought they had smack or coke up there.

Q: What do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?



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enemyonpc (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 15th September 2007, 23:51

Quote:
Q: What do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?


A: Coz on the day that i was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true.

Q: Can people literally have "two left feet"?

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Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Sunday, 16th September 2007, 00:37

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Q: Can people literally have "two left feet"?

If course, if they`re psychotic maniacs with a weird left foot fetish..

Q: Given that Apples give a ratio of 38:75, what fruit would give Gordon Broan a better haircut (remember to factor in the current socio-economic implications of the FMD crisis)

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RE: Ask a silly question

the eggman (Elite) posted this on Sunday, 16th September 2007, 18:05

A:No fruit can gordon Brown texture like sun a better haircut because the FMD crisis has altered the chemical make up of his hair causing it to explode on contact with fruit

Q: At what temperature does monkey poo melt

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RE: Ask a silly question

Brooky (Elite) posted this on Sunday, 16th September 2007, 22:05

Q: At what temperature does monkey poo melt
Answer: the moment you hold it up to your nose.



Question: How do you know when he is real?

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RE: Ask a silly question

The Jackal (Elite) posted this on Monday, 17th September 2007, 08:12

Quote:
Question: How do you know when he is real?


A: Stick a pin in him. If he farts and flies around the room he is only an inflatable impostor.

Q: What is the point?

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RE: Ask a silly question

timechaser (Elite) posted this on Monday, 17th September 2007, 08:41

3-pin plug`s resting joint

Q: How did it all happen?

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