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RE: [VIDEO] Wasp Mass Murder...

What we should do is genetically engineer bees that fart cyanide onto wasps they could be called Zyklon Bees

RE: Batman Screening Massacre - 12 Dead, 59 Wounded

He looks like the fake Rod Hull from fist of fun I can just imagine him screaming I love jelly as he opened fire

RE: The worst pop song of all time (apparently)

Not according to Angry Aussie on youtube he makes a video about how Miracles by Insane clown possie is worse

RE: Where do people buy Region 1 DVDs these days?

I usually buy mine from DVDconcept

The cast of Eastenders says...

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RE: Oasis are no more

Hitlers rwaction to the Oasis split

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RE: One against the yobs

Another one against the yobs

Swansea cage fighter transvestites against yobs

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RE: One against the yobs

Another one against the yobs

Swansea cage fighter transvestites against yobs

RE: The Invention Of Lying...

Is this Liar Liar in reverse

John Craven Says

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RE: Which Film Character Demise Would You Like?

Having my head bitten of by the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail

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RE: Two nice chaps.

I love nailing bananas to pelicans head whilen rotating the consciousness of hedgehigs

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RE: Two nice chaps.

I wonder if love will tear them apart

When the routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions wont grow
And were changing our ways,
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again

Why is the bedroom so cold
Turned away on your side?
Is my timing that flawed,
Our respect run so dry?
Yet theres still this appeal
That weve kept through our lives
Love, love will tear us apart again

you cry out in your sleep
All my failings exposed
A bitter taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
Is it something so good
Just cant function no more?

IE Joy division nazi prostitute etc etcs and Hitlers New Order f*** me im p***ed


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RE: Never, ever Google yourself...

Apparantly I`m a bible translator

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Morgan_(Bible_translator)

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RE: Getting a new MP3 player - recommendations?

I recently got the a279 and am pleased with it but does anyone know if theres a way to listen to it without the headphones or if you can get a speaker

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RE: Great unsigned bands

Try 7 seconds of love you can listen to their songs on Rathergood.com. The songs are about really silly things like a man who wears a tin of soup on his head or the moon being made of meat from gooses feet etc.

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RE: Smeggin` Hell Red Dwarf is back!

How come they return to Earth in the year 2009 and not the year 3 million and something

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RE: Stupiest Lyrics of All Time

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Surely Alanis Morissette must come under consideration for writing a song called ironic with lyrics about events that are IN NO WAY ironic? Or was that the irony? My head hurts.

Have you seen Ed Byrne`s routine about the song Ironic

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RE: Influx of charity shops into shopping centers

Why have you spelled centres the American way

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Matrix revalations (youtube video)

Have a look at this youtube video its a parody of the matrix only with all referances to the matrix replaced by religion

Captain Birdseye

Imagine if Captain Birdseye made a brothel out of potatos he could call it a birdseye potato brothel and when you rang the door bell (I dont know how you could get a doorbell made out of potatoe to make a sound) it would go birdseye potato brothels there brothely versatile

John Craven Says

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RE: Food Ideas...

Lobster brains

John Craven Says

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RE: Ninja cat....

When I saw the title Ninja cat I thought it was going to be the 7 seconds of love animation/song

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RE: Not Anticipating Remakes thread

There remaking The Crow now


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A planned remake of cult film The Crow has been revealed.

Relativity Media have begun negotiations to acquire the rights to James O`Barr`s comic book story, reports Variety.

Blade director Stephen Norrington has signed up to write and direct the reinvention.

The book was first adapted for the screen by Alex Proyas in 1994 but Norrington has already told fans that his vision will be different.

"Whereas Proyas's original was gloriously gothic and stylized, the new movie will be realistic, hard-edged and mysterious, almost documentary-style," he said.

The story follows murdered rock musician Eric Draven, who returns from the dead to avenge his and his girlfriend`s deaths.

The original film is primarily remembered for the tragic death of star Brandon Lee, who was shot by a blank bullet during filming.

I dont know what it means by the movie will be realistic. How can a film about a man coming back from the dead to avenge his murder be realistic


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RE: It`s the small things in life

People who block doorways by standing in them while talking to someone

When youre in the pub and you put money in the Jukebox and someone comes up and says put a such and such a song on. If you want to listen to a particular song put your own money in

People who always drive really slowly

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RE: POLL: What is the best bird begining with P

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Is the penguin a bird?

Quote:
I hope you are joking...

He may be reffering to the biscuit


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RE: POLL: What is the best bird begining with P

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Can pterodactyl be included?

No because that is a reptile


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RE: Guess who I was talking to today?

K9 is real?

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POLL: What is the best bird begining with P

This post includes a poll.

RE: Not Anticipating Remakes thread

How many John Carpenter films are they going to remake they have already remade Assault on precinct 13, Halloween and The Fog

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RE: How anally retentive are you?

If I hear any banging noises I feel an urge to bounce up and down
If someone says Taggart my arm jerks

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