Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tag line....
Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can`t stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - No comment required.
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where`s the pain.
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole. 
`I am going to live forever, or die trying`...
RAC Condoms - from A to B we R A C to it
Ebay Condoms - Get rid of your old and unwanted s***e
Orange Condoms - The futures bright !
Nokia condoms - Connecting people
Screwfix direct condoms - just the job.
Ambrosia creamed rice condoms - devon knows how they make so creamy
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Ambrosia creamed rice condoms - devon knows how they make so creamy
Nice image! 
What I`m listening to...
XBox condoms - it`s good to play together
Blockbuster condoms - Don`t rely on anyone else to entertain you!
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