Page 1 of Isn`t parenthood so very very bloody hard.. who else is completely knackered?

she wakes every 3 hours for a feed.. and if she doesn`t get it within 5 secs screams the bloody house down.. she farts non stop and stinks like i dunno what. she hates to be dressed.. hates to be undressed .. hates to be bathed and hates to be dirty.. hates to be tired and hates to be awake..

I`ve found onyl 1 thing she does like.. and that`s house.. yup.. it`s like a switch.. as soon as i put on some funky filtered house music.. she is as quite as a lamb.. but it`s gotta be really loud..

oh and she likes feeding..


god I`m tired

Just think what she`ll be like as a teenager! :D



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Pretty much the same... screaming if she doesn`t get what she wants...

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and if she doesn`t get it within 5 secs screams the bloody house down.. she farts non stop and stinks like i dunno whatEnough about the missus, how`s little Isabel? ;)

Ste

This period will pass so quickly that you won`t believe it...it seems only moments ago that I was going through the same thing, and now my oldest plays `Green Day` loudly and wants her room painted black...enjoy every second you have with her! ;)

PS. It`s amazing how little sleep you can actually function on ...most parents I know continue the `bad sleep pattern` for years after they keep you awake... :(

Mine are 4 and 8 years old now ..... and they still do all the above but they talk back now so you be able to add arguing to list ....But they the best things ever ..... most of the time !


Coops

I have had my fill of midnight feeds, early morning feeds, nappies, potty training, projectile vomiting, "accidents" with wee & poo while out, tantrums, warfare declared & pre-emptive strikes over the last 12 years with my three kids.

You wont get any sympathy from me.


OK maybe just a tinsy winsy little bit. You may feel its hell, but its worth it in the end.





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Amen to all of the above (just wait until the poor mite gets a cold :/ ). Just a word of warning - don`t have the music too loud. Tots have extremely sensitive ears that can be permanently damaged by prolonged exposure to loud noise.

Haggis Im with you all the way. Dont think my little one is *quite* as demanding as yours but it really is knackering - i`m sure you know that she`s had a stay in hospital already and also as i write the missus hs run Asha down to the doctors cos her eczema has flared up on her ears.

Just you wait till you have to spend the night away from them - it`ll be the sweetest night sleep you`ll ever have!!

Neil

Pack your whining. What did you honesly think it would be like ;)

All the best,

The 42%er.


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