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Little Facts of Life (non-birds `n` bees related)
Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 17:24
Whenever you see a woman with a black eye, you immediately assume her boyfriend/husband has hit her
Whenever you see a small bird splashing around in a puddle, you smile.
When you think something is going to hit you on your head, you hunch your shoulders.
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This item was edited on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 23:11
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GlennTheBaker (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 18:25
When someone treads on your toe, you apologise to them.
This item was edited on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 19:25
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The Minister (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 20:06
I thought this thread was going to be about growing up and sex
Do you see a naked lady covering her boob or wires ?
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coops89 (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 21:05
when a bird craps on your head that`s lucky ! yea for the bird , great shot from that distance ! :D
Coops
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Spiny Norman (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 23:20
`Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes right down to the bone`
A very sad true-ism.... :(
SN
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Riggs (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 13th May 2004, 10:22
Marmite - you either love it or you hate it.
A Zit on the end of your nose lasts longer than any other.
I`m too old for this sh*t!
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Superted (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 13th May 2004, 19:38
People say `Mind Your Head` after you smash it against a low beam
All the best
Ger.
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