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Help solve my mystory!

HomerSimpson (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 16:04

Hello today i get home from work to find bottle of champagne addressed to me, it`s Pierre Lascaut (Neverheard of it), the problem is I have not ordered it, it came with no note or anything.... only details I have are a wigan 631 postage paid sticker and the name of the packaging company Macfarlane Group.

Im I being stalked... Is the champagne about to explode (too much 24!) or is it just that i have something and don`t know... help.

RE: Help solve my mystory!

chuck norris (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 16:38

have you filled out any questonaires or are you a member of anything that might give out monthly prizes,if not could be an old girlfriend-you don`t have a bunny rabbit do you?

RE: Help solve my mystory!

HomerSimpson (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 17:38

Hmmm no rabit and have asked my last ex and she says no... I have entered website stuff etc but would have thought there would be a note or letter etc

RE: Help solve my mystory!

hairyhaggler (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 18:20

Oh well , DRINK IT as fast as humanly possible, then we await your post in the drunken story thread tomorrow.... ;)



I NEED A HAIRCUT..!!
OH! The Joys of Toilet Humour..

RE: Help solve my mystory!

famousjacob (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 18:21

Glad you got it old boy,i was worried it would go to the wrong address........ :D

hejdå forumsvänner

RE: Help solve my mystory!

HomerSimpson (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 19:28

Next time fancy sending me a load of cash or some dvd`s lol

RE: Help solve my mystory!

Spiny Norman (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 21:12

Perhaps you`ve won second prize in a beauty contest..... ;)


SN

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RE: Help solve my mystory!

rockysafc (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 8th April 2004, 21:17

As I seem to recall you only get £10 for that!

Rocky..

RE: Help solve my mystory!

Mark Oates (Reviewer) posted this on Friday, 9th April 2004, 03:02

Got to the bottom of it yet, H?

Mystery or Bottle (delete as applicable) ;)

J Mark Oates



It`s Grand To Be Daft.

RE: Help solve my mystory!

Dance Like A Monkey (Elite) posted this on Friday, 9th April 2004, 07:03

Quote:
Perhaps you`ve won second prize in a beauty contest.....


...first prize went to a gorilla that was tying his shoe at the time. :D

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