Page 1 of The worst line you`ve ever heard in a film

I`ve got 2.

The Goonies

"You keep kissing girls the way you do, the parts of that don`t work so good? They`ll catch up to the ones that do"

Lost Boys

"Isn`t it bad luck to see the meal before the dinner?"

"No, it`s bad luck to see the Bride before the wedding"

"Oh, yes, I always get those two mixed up"

X-Men

"You know what happens to a Toad when it`s struck by lightning... the same thing that happens to everything else"

Shame, because I love the film, but that line is really cringe-worthy.

Amityville II,

Good little made for TV horror film (well I like it.)

The Demon as Taken over the lad and is spitting hell at the Priest and then says to him

" You can`t carry out an exorcism your not qualified "

Suppose it makes a change from your mothers sucking cocks in hell!

Oscar Wallace..

Though I haven`t seen it... from the "hit" movie Gigli:

Said by Lopez to Affleck with her legs wide open:- "Gobble gobble, its turkey time."

from Terminator 3: Arnie saying:

Quote:
Talk to the hand.

One of the worst lines I`ve ever heard.

Anil
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"Jason was killed by water, Freddy was killed by fire. How can we use that?"

from Freddy vs Jason.

Can`t remember the exact line, but it`s in Minority Report when Tom Cruise is talking to the old lady in the garden-house.
She says something about some important plot-point, and he replies "My God! Why wasn`t I told of this?!"..
It`s not really the line itself, but Tom`s HORRIBLE acting on that single line just made me burst out laughing...

Horrible film all the way through btw..

This item was edited on Saturday, 6th September 2003, 17:07

First Blood:- I`ve come for my boy (You just want to shoot that colnal)

Star Wars:- Going through an astoroid field ain`t like dustin crops boy (really?)

Cannonball Run:- Dun dun daaah I am captain chaos (shut up you annoying twat)

floyd
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There was a line in that crap Ray Liotta film `Turbulence` where he says something like:

Quote:
Most people on death row get to choose a last meal. I want to choose a last song, maybe the beat will destract me while they are giving me the lethal injection.

WHAT!?!?

Rich

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Jason was killed by water, Freddy was killed by fire. How can we use that?"

exactly, how is this the worst line ever???????