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White(optional) van graffiti.

Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Saturday, 8th March 2003, 21:45

I`m so sick and tired of that crap `Clean me` writing on the back of dirty vans. Do these people still think that`s funny?

Anyhoo, what`s the best bit of graffiti on a van that`s actually made you smile? I drove a van for a living for 3 years and the funniest ones were..

I wish my wife was as dirty as this... (written underneath) she is, just not with you..

I`ll clean it tomorrow.

Do not wash, organisms evolving/seeds planted

actually, it`s supposed to be this colour..

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chewie (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 8th March 2003, 22:06

Just yesterday I saw a lorry with this written on the back

"f*** f*** f***ity f***"

How amusing :-¦

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wayne ker (Competent) posted this on Saturday, 8th March 2003, 22:09

Hows my driving call 0800 f*ckyou (well it made me laugh)

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Aslan (Elite) posted this on Saturday, 8th March 2003, 22:15

Does the van have to be white? I`ve seen some good ones on other colour vans.

I passed one the other day, it read....`Doctor Martins..the best of British boots`, I had to laugh.

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girders (Competent) posted this on Saturday, 8th March 2003, 23:51

Had to laugh a while ago when I saw this scribbled in the dirt - www.dirtyvan.co.uk
but I`ve just had a look and its a real site!

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Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 00:56

any colour you like, as long as it`s funny...

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RichardH (Elite) posted this on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 08:50

Sorry to broaden it to any grafitti, but I still remember a great phrase that appeared on a wall in Tottenham:

"Ken Dodd`s dad`s dog`s dead"

Don`t know what it means, but all the apostrophes were in the right place (so a greengrocer didn`t do it), and it still makes me smile to think of it.

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Hodge (Competent) posted this on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 10:19

We had an anti war protest in Sheffield yesterday, and amongst the traffic which had to stop for the march was a large dirty white van. The driver was making the w***er gesture to us, so a few people wrote "No War!" on the van as they walked past.

I thought it was amusing, anyway.

Hodge

http://www.hodges-soapbox.org.uk



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names and addresses"

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RJS (undefined) posted this on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 10:23

In the eighties I saw one that said, "ET come back my geraniums are fading!"

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SIXFINGERS (Elite) posted this on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 11:17

Hey RichardH !
I used to see that scrawled around too, stuck in my head for some reason. I thought that they may have been a band or something. Puzzling.

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