Info and forum posts by 'martymcfly'

RE: parenting advice wanted please my 3yr old.............

Do you still have the reciept for the little bleeder? If so, take him back, tell the shop he is faulty(towit : he is leaking) and ask....nae ...demand either a replacement or your money back. All this, of course,is if you purchased an extended warranty! I sincerely hope you did buy one and didn`t listen to the wife when she said that these warranties were a waste of money!!!!!!!!!! A lesson to any prospective parents out there.....always buy the warranty!


And as for the problem, it`ll all stop when he gets fed up with a stinging doodah!! If you don`t change him right away it will be uncomfortable and he won`t like it, but he will remember that he doesn`t like it next time and will not do it again! It may take two or three times ....but it will work! Cruel? some may think so. My boys don`t wet themselves anymore!!

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Driving Test question

Well done wossname......you`ve cheered up an ol` man! :D

mib150......obviously a Ferris Bueller fan. Great film! 8)

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: 15 Million Lotto Draw tomorrow - if you won what would you do with the money??

I`d hop it somewhere exotic and I`d buy a mobile phone which is untraceable...............then phone the wife! :o

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: God I`m old!

Funnily enough.........my brother owns a pub! It`s called "The Red Herring". :D

Cheers, Marty 8)

God I`m old!

I haven`t been here for a while.........I notice that marksparks99 mentioned my absence back in November....thanks for noticing. ;)

Well, here it is 44 today! I am 44 today and I don`t feel a day over 20....mentally...but my body says 60! :/

At least I`ve seen another new year in :D , who knows if any of us will see it out? :/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me! :D .......hopefully! :o

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Do you collect anything?

By the way, I was joking about the mags. I don`t collect anything...the wife collects credit card receipts...just doesn`t usually tell me about them until I get the statement in! >:(

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Do you collect anything?

Adult magazines, w*** mags, jizz mags, spunk jotters........call them what you will........I was once like 42%er, starting off small and getting bigger and bigger(excuse the pun). It started off with "The Sun" newspaper when I was 13, then it just progressed from there...............before you know it .....you`re shakin` hands with the devil........a dozen times a day! I need help! I know it, you know it! but I just don`t want to give it up!

Okay, now that that is out of the way, let`s never mention it again!

Cheers, Marty 8)

P.S. That`s why I always wear dark glasses.........jus` like my smiley!

RE: Lattest phone scam, bewarned !

What vanishing hitch-hiker? Who, what, where, when?

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Off to NY in a few hours!

What`s the betting that it involves.............inadvertant skirt and/or blouse(top, bra, etc) movement/removal etc. :D

Nina, do you write these far fetched type stories you find in porn mags?..................so I`m told. Harrumph!! :/

God I`m getting like Aslan, is that a bad thing? cynical I mean. (Alledgedly) :)

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Cool over 40

Nick Foster..............I apologise.

Mixman............you called me it............suck me!

Cheers, Marty 8)

Hey Mixman ..........finance manager?

What telesales?

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Would you like to take out a loan for a new kitchen or a car or perhaps that dream holiday you`ve always wanted? It could be yours I can arrange it for you right here right now over the phone, instant credit of 50 Squillion pounds at the low inerest rate(only available to you if you say yes today, right now, on this telephone call) 55% per day! and it can all be yours...........by the way ........you do own your own house..........don`t you? No? I`ll need to get my manager to call you back........she will.......in the next ten minutes. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Dead phone line. Sound familiar? Mixman.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 27th October 2004, 11:31

RE: Do i eat too much?

Please prove each other wrong..................you don`t have to have the last word.

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Can you see a day when you decide not to come here any more?

I used to post on here every day often ten times a day for hours on end.........now I`m here ocassionally (sp...could do with a spellcheck facility, by the way) I do miss the "let`s write a story" thread and the mental Eggman with his floting bearded sausage with lightning bolts shooting out of it`s eyes...............and Sir Brigadier General Beelzebub Z. Ffarquarrsson Smythe-Grobisher.

An answer to the question...........Yes, I can see the day I`ll stop coming here, and I don`t know if it`s really that far away. No-one would miss me! What or who would I miss? perhaps the incredibly insane and brilliant Eggman!

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Where can you buy trainers for small feet?

Nina,

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Didn`t know you had such small feet Rass. You do know what they say about men with small feet......

No. What?

And if it`s what I think you mean :o .............good news for my elder son, he`s only 15 but takes a size eleven and a half trainer :D , my younger son is only 9 and takes a size five :D ....................I wonder where they get it from? ;)


Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Cool over 40

F.A.O.
NICK FOSTER and MIXMAN

How uncool was it to have looked up these dates of birth??? You SAD twats.

I think I did say "I could be wrong......." and anyway the message was distinctly for Nina........that was why I started it..........." Nina Dahhling"

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: John Peel Dead

I had my own opinions, all good, which I will keep to myself..........I couldn`t find the words which would be respectful enough. :(

:(

Cheers, Marty :(

This item was edited on Tuesday, 26th October 2004, 15:29

RE: prob with car - anyone help??

Katz, bad news..............your brakes are goosed, cream crackered, Donald Ducked. If you drive it for much longer you are going to kill someone.........not a problem if it is only yourself (`cos you know of the problem and are still driving with it!) but you may kill some innocent pedestrian, motorist or God forbid you`re going past a school when they go. GET OFF THE ROAD! >:(

Cheers, Marty 8)

In the event that something does happen, this thread only provides proof of your GUILT!

RE: Cool over 40

Nina................dahhling,
I could be wrong................but, I don`t think Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves are over 40..............I`m even doubtful of Brad Pitt. On the other hand George C Looney IS! (Well over!) :o Meoooow. :p

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: A question for the original 42%er

Quote:
"What would be interesting is if the only gay in the reviewer village, Paull, took the test."

Excuse me. But you have the wrong MAN.

Does he, Paull? ;) Denial isn`t just a river in Egypt!!!! :o

Cheers, Marty 8)

This item was edited on Sunday, 24th October 2004, 13:37

RE: Got my essay back...

Hi Nina,
Sorry I missed your poll................well done Baby Cakes!

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: eelegtrocuted

Well spotted, eggman...............it was a bit obvious though, don`t you think?

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Been made redundant - so pi**ed off.............

Sh*t.........sorry to hear of your bad news..............never mind the kid.............sorry to hear you got paid off as well!

As Monty Python once said (actually I think it was more than once) ............always look on the bright side of life................do-do........do-do-de-do-de-do...........altogether now..........always look on...............................sorry mate! I`ll get me coat!

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE:

Hey dohc, don`t jellyfish eat jelly?

Eggman...............howzit goin` you crazy mo` fo` S.O.B, long time no hear. By the way, Sir Brigadier General Beelzebub Z. Ffarqhuarsson Grobisher-Fforbes-Smythe says hello. How`s Jack Turnip these days? and dare I say it.........the floating bearded sausage.............with the ol` death rays shootin` out of his eyes! God, I miss the good ol` days when you could have a decent conversation, just like this one, on this site.

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: US Navy (humour)

Yup............seen it on here before...............stoopid yankee mo` fo`s!

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Unwanted Gift (Humor)

Mildly homourous...............at best! :/

Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Would you ever have plastic surgery? Be honest!

Nina, now that I know what ROTFLMAO means......................I`ll carry that as well! You laugh it off dahhling I`ll pick it up for you...............sweetie. :D
Cheers, Marty 8)

RE: Would you ever have plastic surgery? Be honest!

Nina................... dahhling, WTF is ROTFLMAO?

Cheers, Marty 8) (a curious Marty :/ )

RE: so very tasty....

Ross Kemp was NOT in the "very very tasty" advert!

God...........I hate it when I`m wrong..............at least I was right about him being a twat!

Cheers, Marty 8)

This item was edited on Thursday, 16th September 2004, 20:43

RE: so very tasty....

It was a cereal advert with that baldy geezer from Eastenders who played Grant Mitchell........Ross Kemp................what a twat!

The cereal was................God I took so long to answer that someone has already told you it was Kellogs Bran Flakes. Guaranteed to have you sh*tting regularly!

Marty :/

This item was edited on Thursday, 16th September 2004, 20:20

RE: What is it with men and `The Toilet`?

Nina, I think you have got the gist of it. I reiterate, totally unselfish. What a Guy!

Cheers, Marty 8)

P.S I love brown eyed brunettes..............the wife`s one :/

This item was edited on Thursday, 16th September 2004, 19:28

RE: Would you ever have plastic surgery? Be honest!

Nina...............Dahhling,

Being a male chauvinist pig................I will never be able to get my head around the breast reduction thing...............I mean........................WHYYYYYYYYYY???????? :/

I`ll carry them around for you! :o I never realised until now just how compatible we actually are!!!! :D

Cheers, Marty 8)