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Gremlin Life expectancy

GJT (Mostly Harmless) posted this on Tuesday, 4th January 2005, 14:22

Hi,
I thought that all Gremlins lived for a month? My Gremlin Gizmo was born on 12th December and died on 3rd Jan.
I know he was not all that fit, he was a bit of a couch potato but he did not spoke or do drugs but thought that he had a week left?

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RJS (undefined) posted this on Tuesday, 4th January 2005, 16:35

2-3 weeks they live, if I remember rightly. :)

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dispater (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 4th January 2005, 17:31

Mine lasted from 06dec untill 01jan, but he had aged a bit faster than anotehr started a day, maybe 2 before him, who died 3 days after so the other had almost a week longer life.

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Prufrock2 (Mostly Harmless) posted this on Tuesday, 4th January 2005, 19:06

I`ve noticed that some gremlins seem to last a lot longer than others, too. Some of those in the top 20 were born around the same day as my first gremlin (pru). pru died on the 29th Dec, yet those other gremlins are still with us!

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bethyblue (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 4th January 2005, 20:19

It`s anywhere between 21 and 28 days, so if you see a gremlin older than that report them to RJS :D

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Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 5th January 2005, 15:56

Flagerosters lasted 30.5 days. :D

(Born on 1/11/2004 about 11.30am (29.5 days Nov + 1 day passed away on 1/12/2004 23.59)



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bethyblue (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 5th January 2005, 16:05

And he`d probably still be alive today if I hadn`t shopped him to RJS :D

RE: Gremlin Life expectancy

Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 5th January 2005, 20:04

Oh no you didn`t

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Flagers drew his last breath at midnight tonight.

He choked to death as he ripped the Grim Reapers balls off thinking they were a Christmas Tree chocolate treat. I have shed a few tears into my Fosters lager at his passing.




I ig ig ig ig ig ig ignore the phone the whole day through
To surf surf surf surf surf surf surf the net is what I really like to do
It ain`t no trick to get rich quick
If you contract out your outsourcing
Its all mine! Its all mine! Its all mine! Its all mine!
And a million users whine!

I ig ig ig ig ig ig ignore the phone the whole day through
To surf surf surf surf surf surf surf the net is what I really like to do
We delete user`s data by the score
A thousand profiles, sometimes more
But we don`t care why we wipe `em for
I ig ig ig ig ig ig ignore the phone the whole day through

I owe, I owe,
I owe, I owe,
I owe,

Its back to work I go.

(Apologies to Uncle Walt)

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