fluff_n_stuff(Elite Donator) posted this on Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 20:21
Don`t be sad RJS, its not really a garden ornament...it belongs to scary space aliens, and they use it to mince you up so they can eat you without all that tedious chewing business ;)
RE: An ornament for the garden
Snaps(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 4th January 2012, 20:53
Buy a shredder, take the guts out, chrome it and gear it down. Job done. Add in my £1,000 consultancy fee and I reckon your still two or three grand in front.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was. Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary
RE: An ornament for the garden
bandicoot(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 5th January 2012, 02:31
Imagine falling into that thing, Jesus !
Reminded me of the Si-fi picture `The Langoliers` where things like that are chewing the fabric of reality out, at the end of each passing second in the past.
RE: An ornament for the garden
pat-w(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 5th January 2012, 23:56
