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Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Norfolk turkey tycoon Bernard Matthews has died at the age of 80, his company confirms.I`ll miss his Turkey Drummers.


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I hope he goes to chicken heaven.

There will be a lot of turkeys waiting to get him on the other side :D

Is he being buried?
Or placed into a hot oven with some veg?

Best before 25/11/2010.

Bet it`ll be a bootiful funeral.

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I think you lot are chicken to say something serious about this !

Oh come on.
Just a few poultry comments.
We wouldn`t want to fall fowl of any forum rules.

At least he held out till Thanksgiving was over.

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary

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We wouldn`t want to fall fowl of any forum rules.
You`d get a roasting!

You`ve all got bad attitudes to this story.
You can go and get stuffed.