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Been a away working in Gibraltar for two week, as per the title, what have i missed?



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

Michael Jackson is dead,

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Could someone please
Remove these cutleries
From my knees...

The Credit Crunch is gonna be over soon. Well, thats what the Government, the car industry, the housing market and the banks want us to believe anyway,

Oh, and according to my mate, Michael Jackson is not dead. He faked his death to get out of doing the O2 shows but still be able to have his debts cleared.

even with no TV i didnt manage to miss the farce that is Michael Jacksons Murder/Death... didnt realise he was the new peoples princess?



`i am going to live forever or die trying`

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didnt realise he was the new peoples princess

Yep imagine the level he could have achieved had he not managed to get himself accused of paedophilia numerous times, nearly kill a child by dangling over a balcony, become addicited to drugs (prescription or otherwise) all the while becoming a grotesquely deformed being thanks to surgery (that includes the skin colour change btw as my understanding of the "skin disorder" he claimed to have had is that patches of skin changed over time and not your entire body overnight)

Oooh one more thing on the "what have missed" front.
Man United sold Ronaldo for 80m to Real Madrid and have managed to replace him with Valencia from Wigan (who I can`t remember having a good game last season) and Michael Owen on a free (who I can`t remember having a good game since 1998 ). Gotta laugh at that. I wonder if Paull will have Mikey Owen as his signature on here now that Ronnie has left

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Politics
Brown continues to shuffle around in complete denial accosting any passer by with "The economys doing really well and it`s all my doing"
If Cameron smiled any wider his face would split and he occasionally amuses himself by prodding the twitching corpse of the Labour party.
Oh and the Cleggie still leads the other lot.

Entertainment
It`s entirely possible that they have re-animated Lennon and Harrison and the reunion concert will be at Buckingham Palace but given that every column inch has been stuffed with Jacksons and tearful hangers on we`d never know.

Sport
The Princess has abdicated and fled to her trailer somewhere in Spain and England are now going to spend 25 days playing one country only to find they can`t even beat them.

Other than that everythings great. :)

What were you doing on the rock, nicking apes for pick pocketing?



Snaps

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary

I wonder if Paull will have Mikey Owen as his signature on here now that Ronnie has left
Nahh, this`l do.

I`m pregnant

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