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bowfer (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 14:46

Tina Turner on the radio just now.
Bloke next to me says.

"She used to get beaten up by that....Isaac Hayes"

:/

I responded;

"She was unlucky, wasn`t she, getting beaten up by her husband and Isaac Hayes"

Vacant look. :¦

This item was edited on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 14:50

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Chris Gould (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:17

My Mrs was recently heard to use the phrase `brain science`. Nothing like mixing your metaphors ;)

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bowfer (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:26

Haha!, we`re calling him a racist now

"You saying they all look the same?"

Poor sod. :D

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Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:35

THO about 2 hours ago....

"We had the stairs put on the carpet this morning".




I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

Heartily glad that I don`t have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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RJS (undefined) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:48

Classic quote from an angry gamer, "It`s not Rocket Surgery!"

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Mikeonfreeserve (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 16:19

How many times have you heard this, or similar...

Quote:
I literally laughed my head off


:/

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pat-w (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 17:15

Quote:


THO about 2 hours ago....

"We had the stairs put on the carpet this morning".

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Similar, mate of mine, his wife holds up four fingers while arguing with him
"What that mean?" he asks
"UP YOURS TWICE!" she yells at him :D

She also once hit him whit a frying pan, then yelled at him...
"look what you done! You dented my new pan now!"
:)

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Mikeonfreeserve (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 17:31

THO, late in the evening after watching an engrossing movie

Quote:
right, I`ll go for a wee and fill the dishwasher


:o

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Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 21:24

She goes round to yours, while I go to the pub?




I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

Heartily glad that I don`t have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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unicorn (Competent) posted this on Friday, 20th February 2009, 00:57

I`m going to close my eye`s and I`m not going to open them until I`m asleep

This is something I said to my sister one xmas eve, when we were kids and trying to go to sleep, she and I laughed so much it was quite a while before we went to sleep.


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