bowfer(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 14:46
Tina Turner on the radio just now. Bloke next to me says.
"She used to get beaten up by that....Isaac Hayes"
:/
I responded;
"She was unlucky, wasn`t she, getting beaten up by her husband and Isaac Hayes"
Vacant look. :¦
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RE: The things people say...
Chris Gould(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:17
My Mrs was recently heard to use the phrase `brain science`. Nothing like mixing your metaphors ;)
RE: The things people say...
bowfer(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:26
Haha!, we`re calling him a racist now
"You saying they all look the same?"
Poor sod. :D
RE: The things people say...
Rassilon(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:35
THO about 2 hours ago....
"We had the stairs put on the carpet this morning".
I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.
Heartily glad that I don`t have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor.
RE: The things people say...
RJS(undefined) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 15:48
Classic quote from an angry gamer, "It`s not Rocket Surgery!"
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RE: The things people say...
Mikeonfreeserve(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 16:19
How many times have you heard this, or similar...
Quote: I literally laughed my head off
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RE: The things people say...
pat-w(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 17:15
Quote:
THO about 2 hours ago....
"We had the stairs put on the carpet this morning".
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Similar, mate of mine, his wife holds up four fingers while arguing with him "What that mean?" he asks "UP YOURS TWICE!" she yells at him :D
She also once hit him whit a frying pan, then yelled at him... "look what you done! You dented my new pan now!" :)
RE: The things people say...
Mikeonfreeserve(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 17:31
THO, late in the evening after watching an engrossing movie
Quote: right, I`ll go for a wee and fill the dishwasher
:o
RE: The things people say...
Rassilon(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 19th February 2009, 21:24
She goes round to yours, while I go to the pub?
I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.
Heartily glad that I don`t have to learn how to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor.
RE: The things people say...
unicorn(Competent) posted this on Friday, 20th February 2009, 00:57
I`m going to close my eye`s and I`m not going to open them until I`m asleep
This is something I said to my sister one xmas eve, when we were kids and trying to go to sleep, she and I laughed so much it was quite a while before we went to sleep.
