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It`s the small things in life

Snaps (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 10:27

.....that really p*ss you off.

Why is it impossible to by an iron that doesn`t spit water over what you are frantically flattening out so as not to look a complete tramp when your late for work.

Why don`t any of my family put the phones back on the charging station when they finish a call. Even putting it down next to the cradle rather than on it and why do all four handsets end up in my daughters bedroom.

Why does the house look like Blackpool illuminations whenever I get home in the early hours because no b*gger, apart from me, ever switches anything off. Sod the environment look at the bill.

I could go on and probably will given the least encouragement.

Care to add your own moans.



Snaps





Some days it`s just not worth gnawing through the straps

RE: It`s the small things in life

whoot (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 10:28

oh. and why cant you store plastic bottles of milk on their sides without the f***ing stuff p***ing out all over your fridge?

This item was edited on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 10:17

RE: It`s the small things in life

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 10:48

Silk ties, they`re a bastard.
One drop of any form of liquid on them, and that`s £20 in the bin. >:(
Oh, and black socks.
Why can`t they make them so they don`t leave black fluff all over carpets???

My posty as well, he`s f***ing me off.
Leaving my street/path/garden littered with red rubber bands.
F***ing pick them up!
His name is Peter, he is Polish (s`true!)
Or, as I call him, Pete the Polish prick postie.
Insulting him with alliteration, you can`t beat it.

RE: It`s the small things in life

Snaps (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 12:12

Ah! my spiritual home.
The Meldrew appreciation society.

Keep`em coming.

Snaps





Some days it`s just not worth gnawing through the straps

RE: It`s the small things in life

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 12:26

People who finish my little tub of sprinkly chocolate, for the top of my cappucinos, and don`t f***ing tell me. >:(
F***ing ballhair close to being nazis, they are.

RE: It`s the small things in life

the eggman (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 12:49

People who block doorways by standing in them while talking to someone

When youre in the pub and you put money in the Jukebox and someone comes up and says put a such and such a song on. If you want to listen to a particular song put your own money in

People who always drive really slowly

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RE: It`s the small things in life

alfie noakes (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 13:16

other f***ing people

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RE: It`s the small things in life

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 13:20

People who think 4 inches of tinsel, taped along the top of a PC monitor, is `fun` and `christmassy`.
No it bloody isn`t, it is sadder than seeing a cat with a broken leg drag itself home.

RE: It`s the small things in life

jrinns (Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 14:05

Geez Bowfer, And I thought I was a miserable c*** ;)

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RE: It`s the small things in life

bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 10th December 2008, 14:20

Ach, I get all the usual, lazy `humbug` accusations at Christmas.
It isn`t the case at all, I like Christmas.....at home.
In the office, it`s like being marooned with 10 Sue Pollards.

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