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Only a matter of time before this sport was tainted too...

Apparently a competitor has tested positive for WD-40...

On his wheelchair?




I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

When fishermen catch dolphin-friendly tuna, how do they know which tuna are being friendly to dolphins?

Heard a story on the radio yesterday that the Russian `cerebral palsy` football team spanked the Dutch team something like 12 - 1. The Dutch are complaining that some of the Russians looked good enough to play professionally and are lodging a complaint. I blame Putin.

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Wow

Didn`t know WD40 was classed as a drug

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Didn`t know WD40 was classed as a drug

Errr....isn`t this just a really old joke?

"Build a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett.

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Errr....isn`t this just a really old joke?

Hence my sarcasim

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Hence my sarcasim

Wasn`t sure there mate....you never know do you ;)

"Build a man a fire, and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett.

whats a "paralypic" when its at home?? :-D

YNWA
A.C.C

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whats a "paralypic" when its at home??

Is it Paranormal ???


K

WD40......good for arthritis tha knows :)