Page 1 of Changing a light bulb

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it`s "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL`s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL`s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL`s
3 to post about links they found from the URL`s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn`t we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Snaps

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When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

So true!

Are these the low energy bulbs?

I am concerned about the lack of a vlid risk assessment :o

mmm chocolate

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vlid risk assessment

This would be some kind of Russian measurement I assume.

How many Voltas required?


Snaps

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When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

Funny you should mention lightbulbs. I have several in the street lamps right outside my bedroom window that shine in and disturb my sleep.
They also make a noise.
The police don`t care and do nothing about it, as do all social services.
SpellCheck says it is light bulbs and not lightbulbs.
;)

This item was edited on Monday, 30th October 2006, 00:50

Either we all have a fantastic sense of irony on this site, or we`re to thick to realise when someones having a pop. :)

Snaps

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When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

Light bulbs sometimes go pop you know.

Not sure about tulip bulbs though....I suppose it all depends on how hard you squeeze them.

My collection

Surely they have to ask of the best way to dispose of the old bulb.



Yeah yeah...and don`t call me Shirley.. ok

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Either we all have a fantastic sense of irony on this site
;)
I have a neighbour who has no sense of irony and the police and social services do absolutely nothing.
I wonder if it is irony or sarcasm?
I Spell Check`d that.
Where should the apostrophe go?