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Batavia (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 15:44

Anyone else watch it on "This Morning"?
was terrible. The anaesthetic didn`t work properly several times as they tugged away at the sperm thingy in his thingies.
it was real tow-curling, look-at-the-floor, grab-hold-of-me-own time.
Did they have to show such a thing on "this Morning"!?

This item was edited on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:46

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bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 15:51

What do you care...
Not as if you`ll ever have to go through it...

;) :D

I will.... :o

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Batavia (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:01

Thank Heavens! :¦ :¦

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bowfer (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:04

Oooh I dunno...
I`ve warned the missus the sudden `liberation` might make me dangerous !

8)

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Batavia (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:06

I hope the anaesthetic works, unlike this poor guy. :( :(

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Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:15

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Did they have to show such a thing on "this Morning"!?


Off course - Whose the target audience housewifes & I bet they loved it. ;)

It would never have been shown on Tricia, because that would stop any Chav seriously considering* it after fathering his 7th child.

*Yes I do think the chances of a chav seriously considering anything is pretty remote.



I quite like the Helpdesk people in a benevolent (as opposed to malevolent) way as they do some valuable work in preventing us being inundated by every halfwit who can work a phone.

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kywy (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 16:54

A few years ago a friend of mine had a vasectomy as a day patient, when he got home that night he felt some discomfort and noticed some discoloration. By midnight his penis had turned black and had swollen to almost three times it`s normal size.
Turned out he was bleeding internally and had to be rushed to hospital to fix the leak, but when the panic was over his partner commented that when she saw the size and colour she was tempted to leave it like that :D

Kywy 8)

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sj (Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 28th September 2005, 17:26

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By midnight his penis had turned black and had swollen to almost three times it`s normal size.
And the problem was??
Seriously though, this is something I`m thinking about but the wife isn`t too sure. Says I`m too young. :o :)

Ste



We will pay the price but we will not count the cost..

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HMDR Alcohol Machine (Competent) posted this on Thursday, 29th September 2005, 09:16

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Did they have to show such a thing on "this Morning"!?


Wasn`t them that did the testicular cancer exam as well.... If not them then some morning TV show did....

Most amusing story... A friend of mine was demonstarting PC for some customers... at the precise moment he decided to demo the TV card..... cue close up of nads....

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Choagy (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 29th September 2005, 14:16

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Live Vascetomy


What would be the point of doing a vasectomy on a stiff ;) :D

Choagy FFCUK The SPL :)

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