Page 1 of The non sequitur thread.

Everyone post a comment then the next person to reply posts a completely irrelevent comment

The Mayor of Jimmy Saville`s arse wont let me drink Giraffe milk

I saw Jack Turnip steal a Flying bearded sausage sandwich belonging to a Maorie in the pub tonight.



I quite like the Helpdesk people in a benevolent (as opposed to malevolent) way as they do some valuable work in preventing us being inundated by every halfwit who can work a phone.

Does this Mayor have a name? Poor bastard, what a job!

Sorry, off topic!


Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can`t hear you, you`ll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I`m sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I`m still getting some hiss back here."

my leg hurts because a donkey squirted washing up liquid in my eye at the outdoor pineapple market this morning



The Bigman Cometh

fluffy green catapillas are taking over the world using paper aeroplanes left behind by the martians as their primary means of transport

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If god had wanted us to run, he would have given us a fast forward button instead of a belly button.

Um, Timmy!

The cream cheese in Egypt is squeaking loudly and keeping me awake


My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection
It`s like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

four fat bellys are singing a song in an obscure welsh dialect only understood by three blind mice

Neil
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Check your garden shed you dont know who could be living in it.

lobster

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Been nowhere
Done Nothing
Stole the T-shirt


My Collection