Page 1 of It`s the Official Reviewer Caption Competition! #24, dig yourself out of this one...

But first this. Last time the compo had me scratching my head trying to choose a winner, but after much deliberation, and attaching a decibel meter to my PC to measure the volume of laughter, the winner with 82 dB is a rather graphic entry from PGibbs. Entry being the operative word.



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If you wipe you bum on the counter again, I`m gonna shove that big padlock up your..........

Contrafibulations, and for your prize you win a visit from...



The Terminator Rabbit.



New pic coming up...
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Jitendar Canth

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"Millennium hand and shrimp, buggrit!"

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The new pic comes courtesy of Shanghai Noon. Good luck! ;)


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Jitendar Canth

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"Millennium hand and shrimp, buggrit!"

My Top 20 movies at YMDB
Site Reviewer at DVD Reviewer

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Wild West penalties were far more interesting than in regular football!

My first attempt at this.



"Stigmata!!! In your eye!"

I won on my first attempt :D , but have had a distinct lack of inspiration since. :(

All the best.

Beth 58%er ;)

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what about....
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you always get an itch on your nose at the most inconvenient times!

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Now Owen, open your mouth and close your eyes. Jackie has got a big present for you! ;)

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The greatest lie of all time:
This won`t hurt a bit

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Wahey! I can masturbate all I want in my secret underground lair, and nobody can tell what I`m doing!


What I`m listening to...

Caught short en-route home & some 12 hours later, Owen was bitterly regretting going out on the lash with the lads & upsetting the waiters at his local curry house.



I quite like the Helpdesk people in a benevolent (as opposed to malevolent) way as they do some valuable work in preventing us being inundated by every halfwit who can work a phone.

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Hey, I`m not gone yet. That XXXX is mine, I tells ya!


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Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn...

And those who dance will spin and turn,
And those who wait will wait no more,
And those who talk will hear the words,
And those who see will fade and die,
And those who laugh will surely fall,
And those who know will always feel their backs against the thin wall...

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