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One of today`s releases is [disctitle]Crouching Tits Hidden Pussy[/disctitle], which amused me deeply. :)

Anyone got any other funny ones? Real or otherwise?

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star prick, the next ejaculation
a dick runs through it
a streetgirl named desire
a mid-summer night`s cream
how the west was hung
saturday night beaver
can`t remember anymore...
kozza.

Was `Jurassic Pork` a real one?

My collection

Here we go...
Womb Raider (not sure if that`s real, or if I`ve just made it up) :D
Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
Dude, where`s my Dildo?
Charlies Anals
Jack/Off
There`s Something In and Out of Mary
Willy W***er and the Fudge Packing Factory :D
Hannah Does Her Sisters
ET - The Extra Testicle
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (ewwww... :D )


My favourite, a great play on words:
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon :D

Shaving Ryan`s Privates
and
The Sperminator

are two that spring to mind...

Cheers

Si



Our Collection (including the ones that belong to the kids!)

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The Jizz (the wiz)

This item was edited on Monday, 26th April 2004, 12:53

Two of my favourites -

Howards End
Ejacula

Raiders of the lost Arse
Schindlers Fist
Lord of the Ring
My Left Foot

Quote:
Schindlers Fist

Hehe :D

Building on the first post, a friend of mine mentioned Crouching Tranny, Hidden Bollocks which I think is great.

I`m not sure if it`s a real film or not, but frankly I don`t care.

Some other`s I`ve come up with now:

Forrest Hump
Shagnolia
Fever Bitch
Gangs of New Pork
Meet the Parents (no change needed ! )
Shakespeare in a Dove (beastiality)
French P*** (Water-sports)
Four Weddings and an Anal-Canal
Monty Python and the Holy Male
Pearl Necklace Harbour