Page 1 of Do people really stand up to wipe their bum ?

How do you do that then?
You can`t get `in` as much can you? :/

Ste

This item was edited on Monday, 27th December 2004, 16:19

I would be more worried about those who don`t wipe at all.

My collection

I`m as puzzled by people who sit down... how close is your hand to the pile of s*** in the pan?..

I stand up, I have tried to sit down but you just can`t clean it at all.
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Oh come now. Nobody stands bolt upright or stays seated to complete their ablutions. Everybody squats. Like everybody steps into a pair of trousers one leg at a time.

Ideally of course, one should use a bidet as it keeps one`s khyber in tip top condition. :D

J Mark Oates

Great poll, I gotta` say.

Thanks ;) :)

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Standing, or squatting, as was so rightly pointed out, allows for easier inspection of your wiping (admit it - you all have a look to see if it`s a `clean cut` ) - to sit down and do this, surely would incur some unfortunate faecal mishaps, by way of decorating your bum cheeks/thigh with said matter.

Live a life you love, use a god you trust, and don`t take it all too seriously

More importantly, why didn`t the poll have an option for "doggy style"?
i.e. squatting down and dragging your arse along the carpet.

Probably due to the current popularity of laminate flooring I expect.

Always thought standing was standard practice. :/

Rich