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Xmas Joke

HarryAFord (Harmless) posted this on Thursday, 13th November 2003, 21:36

Got this emailed today, call me sick but its hilarious.....


Paul McCartney goes Christmas shopping in London. He buys Heather a new artificial
leg, which he has wrapped, before taking it home and hides it in a cupboard.

However, Heather discovered the present only a couple of days later and unwrapped it.
She likes the new leg, but was worried she`s spoilet the surprise of her Christmas present.

"Relax", said Paul, "that was just your
stocking filler."

RE: Xmas Joke

Pete-MK (Elite Donator) posted this on Thursday, 13th November 2003, 22:55

Why does Santa have such a crap sex life?

Cos he only comes once a year, and when he does, it`s down the chimney.... (sorry)

Bloke goes to the doctor with a mince pie up his arse. The doctor says "I`ve got some cream for that"

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Jim Morrison (Elite) posted this on Thursday, 13th November 2003, 23:12

What`s got three legs and lives on a farm?








The McCartney`s!
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RE: Xmas Joke

KaTz (Elite) posted this on Friday, 14th November 2003, 02:13

ok, its an old one but a classic:


whats father christmas` wife`s name??
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Merry Christmas [ Mary - get it!!! ] ha ha





KaTz

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Cygre (Competent) posted this on Friday, 14th November 2003, 10:03

Why are brussel sprouts like pubic hairs?









You just push them to one side and carry on eating!

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hairyhaggler (Elite) posted this on Friday, 14th November 2003, 13:04

Santa looks out of the window at the weather. Calls his wife over and says
"looks like Rain dear"..

boom boom




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RE: Xmas Joke

RichardH (Elite) posted this on Friday, 14th November 2003, 15:34

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are having Christmas dinner before opening their gifts to each other.

Darth Vader: Luke - I know what you bought me for Christmas
Luke: But how?
DV: I felt your presents

Boom boom!

RE: Xmas Joke

floyd_dylan (Elite) posted this on Friday, 14th November 2003, 16:50

Why is a christmas tree better than a bloke?


It stays erect 12 days and nights,

has cute balls

& it looks good with the lights on!

floyd
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