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Went out with friends last night after seeing Kate Beckinsale look good in PVC in Underworld, and got home around 7am this morning with dried blood on my knee. Granted I was absolutely wasted last night (damn Aftershocks, that`s the last time I name my company after a drink) and I`m still hungover as I type.

How the flaming `eck did this knee thing happen? My knee hurts and I have no idea that I fell or hurt myself plus I`ve got about 2 or 3 hours unaccounted for.

Anyone else wake up with unexplained cuts or bruises? Mr Bruce?

Anil
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This item was edited on Saturday, 20th September 2003, 13:20

Sounds has though you are in practice for the DVD reviewer get together.

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I`ve got about 2 or 3 hours unaccounted for.

Those bastard aliens .:) :) :)



Oscar.

This item was edited on Saturday, 20th September 2003, 13:29

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Anyone else wake up with unexplained cuts or bruises? Mr Bruce? Quite often. Shame it`s not unexpected women Quote:
Bloody hell kylie, what are you doing in my bed?

All the best,

The 42%er.

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Waking up with cuts and bruises

Thats probally what lots of films think when they wake up in the BBFC offices
(Well it would be if films were sentient and capable of thought)

This item was edited on Saturday, 20th September 2003, 16:33

Putting 2 and 2 together, i reckon after watching Ms. Beckinsale and then consuming the dreaded aftershock (Have you ever had a Union Jack- Red Aftershock, Sambuca, Blue Aftershock? Dont) you may have thought you were of equal vampire prowess and tried out your kung Fu, with not so great results and a lot of pain to yourself which you didnt feel at the time. Have done this many a time :D Once woke up and couldnt move, having cracked a few ribs. Still absolutely no idea how this happened....

You`ve got a U.D.I.

An Unidentified Drinking Injury.

julianf

i tell you mate, it`s important to have the odd black out...character building i call it.
but having gone thru uni and my phd with this nasty habit, i feel i`m getting a bit old for such drunken debauchery.
if only i had the will power to maintain that level between the 6th or 7th pint...when you have a great buzz but are in control. the best feeling but that is when mr jm beam makes an unwelcome appearance.
remember, it`ll all end in beers anyway.
kozza.

Glad I`m not the only one!

Luckily, from what a mate told me earlier on, I didn`t make a twat of meself. My left calf aches so the kung fu thing probably did happen. I`d certainly hunt down Ms Beckinsale and give her a good hiding.

I did try and get back into the office afterwards since I thought I`d just sleep it off rather than trek across London, but the electronic gates were buggered and I couldn`t get in.

Aftershock union jack thing? Oooooooo......sounds lethal. We`re having a party at the office next week so maybe...

Anil
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Maybe you got attacked by a very short vampire?

no recollection of what happened & cut knees? Do you have a gay friend who enjoys rophynol?