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BLOW IT`S BLOODY HEAD OFF.........sorry folks, jokes over. Got a real problem i`ve got a mole in my garden, does anyone know the best way of getting rid of it? It`s making a right mess :(( Sorry didn`t want to turn this into a gardeners world forum but didn`t know anywhere else to try. Thanks in advance John.

two ways i know work... stick a kids windmill in its hole, this looks pretty in the winter when no flowers are about, or if your too mean to spend money on them try an empty milk bottle in the hole, the wind will cause vibrations with either of these, and moley and his family will move next door to bugger up the neighbours lawn!

Excellent thanks very much, got told about these two ways before but thought it was a wind up, so i didn`t try it, but i will now. Thanks.

Get a ferret, that`ll do the trick, or pour loads of petrol down the hole and light it. :-)

i say consult the movie "caddyshack" for a surefire, if slightly dangerous, way of ridding a garden of all known vermin.
but more seriously, i had heard that they always bugger off after a little while and never stay put for any huge length of time. could just be a "bloke in a pub" theory though....

Tie a bit of cotton around it.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Windmills or the 12-bore shotgun should do the trick. Dont forget the torch.

And the revolving stool

Wait up during the night with a large spade and whack it one round the head when it`s head pops up.

I remember during the war I had a spot of bother with a mole, on my bottom actually, the army doctor lanced it......... then he tackled the problem of the mole. Blasted thing never went away, still got it.

Yours etc,

Sir Brigadier General Beelzebub Z. Farquharsson-Smythe-Fforbes-Grobisher O.B.E. C.B.E M.B.E C.I.A. M.I.A DoT Approved Driving Instructor ( retired )