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Really!?!?!?!
what's he drinking? zero in eight games.
BBC info

Hilarious

They got a point! Only one point out of a possible 27, but a point is a point......
Could Newcastle really get relegated? Seems unlikely but who knows.

The club is an absolute joke, from director, coach to players.

Wish my Dad would give his ticket up, works too hard to go throwing money into Ashley's pocket.

Sadly they are seen as a purely marketing tool for Ashley. Bring fringe French players in then sell them when they are established in the first team pool. Doomed under Ashley and before any Toon fan gets irate they actually helped the board shaft Bobby Robson and force him out the door so they have been partly responsible for the clubs demise. Anywhoo I hope they do survive

Choagy FFCUK The SPL 45%

Newcastle HAVE to beat West Ham next week. Lucky for them West Ham have just laid down & died since Christmas.

They don't have to, aren't Hull at Man U for their last game?

The Daily Telegraph are reporting that Sam Allardyce's last game as manager of West Ham with be the game against Newcastle.
Don't know if that's in Newcastles favour or not.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/11614598/Sam-Allardyce-to-leave-West-Ham-24-hours-after-final-game-of-the-season.html

I just read that the money difference between 10th & 11th is 1.4 million pounds. So West Ham do have a reason to win. Also Sam was sacked by Newcastle so I guess that might play a part. Really can't call this game, they have both been abysmal recently.

Uri Geller bids to save Newcastle United from brink of relegation ...
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/uri-geller-bids-save-newcastle-9310484