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...taken from other forums etc....

 The England team plane has been diverted to Glasgow airport so at least they will receive a heroes welcome.

Stuntman and magician David Blaine is checking to see if his world record of standing in a box doing nothing for 44 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.


Why did the chicken cross the road?.....According to FIFA, it didn`t.

Come on post yours,

The FA have announced that Fabio Capello will continue as England manager (:¦

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.


I've just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We'll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.


I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they`re calling it the laughing stock.

And there was me not posting any to prevent anti-Scottish retalliation!

Anyways...

From an England supporter:
"What`s the difference between England and a Tea bag?"
SPOILER:
The tea bag stays in the cup longer

What`s red, white and goes "bleep bleep bleep?
SPOILER:
England`s open top bus reversing back into the garage

On Sunday evening the Met office issued a severe flood warning for most of Northern England.
SPOILER:
Flash floods were expected due to 5 million Scots pishing themselves laughing again.....
Apologies to any Inga-Lund supporters offended ;)

Jimbo : oÞ

"Making Teenagers depressed is like shooting fish inna barrel"

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There you go I knew I would out jimbo.

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You callin me Ghey!?

Jimbo : oÞ

"Making Teenagers depressed is like shooting fish inna barrel"

How about this one

I trhink the refs decision is best as it makes life more fun than faceless cameras behind the net,

OK England lost out here as the ball backspinned out the net quicker than it went in, but England were a poor team on the night compaired to the Germans :D

But because of human decision, we have had the magic and controversy of Maradonas hand of god` and the like, in countless years of World Cup play.

PS.. Why is that when a British team (and you have four of them) gets through to the world cup, their performance as top league players seem to collape into a bunch of pure amatures, and cannot even pass the ball to their collegues.

Are they frightend in case they get an leg or foot injury and are denied their weekly fortune for a while.

The movies in production already

A Bridge Too Far

Snaps

Every Third Car

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary