Page 1 of Xmas Present suggestions for the wife! (serious, rude or otherwise)

Thought it may be fun to have a brain storming session on what we can all get for the wives/gf`s this Xmas.
Rule 1 - is that anyone suggesting sex toys must be specific! "a vibrator" is so last year! :)
Rule 2 - any suggestions of underwear must be accompanied with a link to the sexy model! ;)
Rule 3 - there is no Rule 3

How long till this thread gets closed?

No sexy underwear links...I`m being a good girl (and I haven`t got my confidence back yet for sexy underwear from the baby despite having lost all baby weight).

I`d just like to say on behalf of the wives and girlfriends of the dvd reviewer gang, we don`t want whatever game it is you;ve secretly been hankering after, nor do we want whatever the latest game that tells us how to loose weight (or book/dvd of the same), nor do we want any irons, kettles hoovers etc, unless we specifically say we would like them!

Also...if you are being kinky underwear...check the size first...it`s gutting when someone buys you something lovely in just completely the wrong size (and has usually lost the receipt.

P.s...I know I`ve been bought this...by a family member not hubby though! here Pretty nightdresses are always a winner for me!

My mate bought his wife a tumble dryer for Christmas one year. :)

Mr Basbat

Get a really nice card and insert the following

dear (insert name here)

Please present this voucher for a (insert fav thing foot massage back rub etc)

all my love (insert your name plonker :p)

hearts and kisses

NB sex is NOT required after as per usual a cuddle will be OK doh

How about a voucher for a weeks worth of washing up, cooking, hoovering, whichever chore you normally avoud liuke the plague...my fella has only changed the sheets once since we moved in together...saurely its not that scary a job???

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I`d just like to say on behalf of the wives and girlfriends of the dvd reviewer gang, we don`t want whatever game it is you;ve secretly been hankering after, nor do we want whatever the latest game that tells us how to loose weight (or book/dvd of the same), nor do we want any irons, kettles hoovers etc, unless we specifically say we would like them!

Ball and chain it is then!!!
:-D


YNWA
A.C.C
"Clarkson you infantile pillock" - J May, Top Gear, 9/11/2008

A Tribute - to remind us all of the good doc whilst his posting capacity is reduced. . . . . . . . . .

Fluff needs a bat to lossen the sheets the mucky buggers :D

Is she a fan of atheism? You could always get her this.

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Fluff needs a bat to lossen the sheets the mucky buggers
Lol, they do get changed, its just always my job! Maybe a whip...then I can be slave master and orce him too...;)

This item was edited on Friday, 11th December 2009, 11:34

Blimey I thought vibrators would get mentioned here but not whips! You kinky lot