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Face- has it fallen on one side?

Arms- can they raise both arms and keep them there?

Speech- is their speech slurred?

If so......

Time- to get her knickers off because the rohypnol has taken effect

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I apologise if anyone finds that offensive, but I generally find the ones with shocking punchline in "you can`t say that" way funny.

As a side note, how offensive is it actually? Obviouslly it`s making fun or rape which isn`t funny, but is less offensive than something which is related to an actual natural disaster or celebrity death/crime.

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This item was edited on Friday, 10th April 2009, 12:01

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As a side note, how offensive is it actually? Obviouslly it`s making fun or rape which isn`t funny

answered your own question there Millsy

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Man walks into a library and asks for a book on
Tourette`s. The librarian says, "F*ck off, you c*nt !"
The man says, "Yep, that`s the one."

Stantz, yeah I know I have answered my own question, but just wondering did people find that offensive, or am I assuming wrong.

If people do find it offensive, is it any different to a comment such as this one made by the Doc in another thread.

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Depends if you missed "ryhypnol" from in between "pleasant convo to my place watching a film with drinks" and "nice boobs, do your nipples work lets have a feel"

Or alternatively is it more offensive than say a Gary Glitter joke, when he is actually guilty of molesting children, compared to a non-specific reference to something.


Basically I`m just curious to people`s opinions as I do reckon it would be found to be offensive by a fair amount of people, but when I actually thought about it, doesn`t seem anymore offensive than other stuff that is probably classed as "acceptable".

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not offended here...

Nor here.

In my `normal` life I wouldnt be offended...................in my s***ty work mode, having seen the effects then I would be offended.

Everyone has a `moral` standing on something but surely we, the regulars, are decent people who know the difference between a joke and reality

Juls

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we, the regulars, are decent people who know the difference between a joke and reality
Know what you mean, but there`s still a line. For example, I was up at one of our supplier branches in the transport office when one of the drivers started reading a text joke he`d received. The first line of which was `This bloke at a fair ties a N****r to a pole and has kids throw rocks at him`...

I interrupted, by asking him what year it was. He didn`t quite understand my point, until I further asked him if we were living in the dark ages, still the look of confusion. I reminded him that that particular branch has 2 black employees that were a few metres away in the collection centre, and would he mind if I invited them into the office to hear this hilarious gag, along with the visiting area manager. He turned his phone off, muttering `It`s only a joke`. No, said I, that wasn`t a joke, it was pathetic.

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This item was edited on Friday, 10th April 2009, 19:28

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Know what you mean, but there`s still a line
Yes there is a line but what I meant was I think we all know Mills isnt going to advocate the use of drugs anymore than the doc would when he mentioned it.

Mills only posted to see our reaction. Had it been someone I didnt `know` my moral head would of been on and they would of been told straight (like you did the driver) but here its like a dodgy family and at the mo Mills is Prince Phillip ;) :D
Juls