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ER title say`s it all..........

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

I assume he`s being charged because he was doing it out in the open, where he could be publicly seen?

I mean, I hadn`t heard that it was illegal to have sex with furniture?

Is it? :o :D

Frightened you`ll get caught Sue?

lol seriously there are some f***ed up people out there

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A bloke was put on the sex offenders list recently in the UK for getting caught giving his bicycle one.

Linky

Nick

This item was edited on Tuesday, 1st April 2008, 13:58

Just burst out laughing at this from the link:

# In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
# In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people

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I don`t get it. The bloke was doing that behind a closed door, but got done because he was interupted by 2 cleaners?

That really doesn`t seem fair.

Let`s face it, if he had the urge, he could have done something far more serious like expose himself in public or ... worse. But he didn`t. He went behind closed doors and got a little over-intimate with his bike.

A little odd, agreed, but surely not worth the punishment he received?

He even locked the door.

I dread to think what I could have been done for if someone unlocked our front door, walked upstairs, unlocked my study door and walked in on me at an inopportune moment!

Which reminds me I need to oil that pump.

Nick

That`s terrible behaviour, I could never do that... risk of splinters if far too high!

the one with the guy & the bike seems ludicrous :/ i mean, the guys obviously a bit of a freak, but he was locked in a room on his own, how the hell is that public indecency :/

he should go on the weirdo`s register, but surely Not the sex offenders register....

If you want to give that love that shall have no name a name:

Trapesophilia (as in that daring young man on the flying...) for the table.

As the ancient greeks didn`t have bikes, push or otherwise, there`s no -ophilia (unless you know otherwise), so knobbing your BMX is just knobbing your BMX.

Unless you use the old name for a bike - Velocipede where upon it becomes Velocipedo...ooer.....

J Mark Oates

This item was edited on Tuesday, 1st April 2008, 17:20