Page 1 of Stuff That Made You Smile Today.

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Use this thread to cheer people up and make them smile

You know, the kind of stuff that made you smile, seemingly incontrollable.

Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others"

ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!

A couple was invited to a sw***y family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain
and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband
didn`t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous
behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you`re not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
replied, "I`ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening"

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."

The Jackal

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Wake up with solution in hand"

This item was edited on Thursday, 16th August 2007, 08:26

Some arse in a BMW who cut me up on the way into work getting flashed by a speed camera further up the road :D

Two little girls and their mum outside our house waiting for the bus having great fun splashing in the puddles and giggling like , well, little girls.

Who needs TV when you`ve got kids to entertain you, not in the Gary Glitter sense obviously ;)

All the best

Gerald.

My girls. Nothing in particular, just that I love them.

Watching the twunt on a bike who nearly ran me over as I crossed at traffic lights get the soaking of his life from a passing bus as he waited further up the road.

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Jay: So you`re the man who didn`t know if he had a pimple or a boil!

Homer: It was a gummy bear.

The Jackal

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Confucius say
"Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind,
Wake up with solution in hand"

This...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sPe6ES6x3OI

WARNING: This video will make your cute-o-meter explode!

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Confucius say
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Wake up with solution in hand"

Buying a bag of own brand nuts from Morrisons and reading the back of the packet which warns `This bag contains nuts`!

A stark warning for people with nut allergies who purchase any peanuts in the future....! 8)



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"Sincerity?.....I can fake that!" - Hawkeye Pearce from M*A*S*H

In a similar vein, buying a Pepperami and noticing in the ingredients - "Pork (150%)"

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