Page 1 of practical jokes

Anyone got any funny practical jokes they would like to share.

I`ll go first:

I sit opposite one of me girls and we have recently had new USB optical mice to replace our ps2 crappy ones. I have kept my crappy mouse just encase it is needed and on Friday when she had left for the weekend I plugged my crappy mouse into the back of her computer. So about 10.30am today and I can't resist just moving it a little. After 10-20 mins of me randomly moving her mouse she goes ape s*** "what's wrong with my mouse" etc etc etc.

So I leave it alone for a good hour and when she is sitting their not touching the mouse I move it is a circle. So she turns her monitor around and starts screaming the mouse is being controlled by a ghost. So for 2-3 minutes she's watching the vdu with the pointer going in ever direction when one of me other girls gets of the phone and she is called over to have a look. after 10 min of watching me move her mouse the one girl says" if I set up column a as yes and b as no we can ask it questions" well that was it I could not hold the laughter in so I have my forehead on me arm while I'm pi**ing my self with laughter and they start asking questions to the computer "is she crazy" I went to column a "is The Minister gay" straight to b for that one then she asked if I was a friendly little ghost and I ignored that one. So for 15 mins I was sitting opposite 2x30 something woman asking a computer random questions. At this point they both called the partners to tell them about it and I had to confess as I had tears rolling from my eyes.

Man it was brilliant. I`m not very good at telling stories so the fact none of you were their may mean it looses some of its funniness but having 2 woman actually asking a computer questions was just brilliant. If only we had new USB keyboards as well I could have type a message.

Your turn

Revenge is Sweet ;)

The Cheating Bride
After a man and woman were pronounced married the groom turned to the audience and explained that under each guest`s chair was an envelope with a picture of the bride having sex with the best man. He`d found out about it earlier but decided to go through with the wedding so her parents could pay for the ceremony and all their friends and family could know the truth. He got an annulment the following Monday.

Sell the Car
A man runs off with a little cutie and sends his wife a Dear Jane letter telling him he`s not coming back and he wants a divorce. He tells his wife to sell his Porsche and send him half the proceeds. She runs an ad "Porsche for Sale, $20" and sends him his check for $10.

The Sweet Smell of Revenge
A man had been sleeping around behind his wifes back, unknown to him she had become suspicious. When she finally found evidence she packed up and left him - taking only her most personal belongings. The man soon perked up and enjoyed his new found freedom. Soon after he noticed a bad smell through the main part of the house. Blaming the smell on bad house cleaning he set too it and scrubbed the place from top to bottom but still the smell remained. Enlisting the help of his girlfriend they checked and found, sewn into the hem of the floor length curtains, prawns - rotten and mushy. Needless to say the curtains were tossed and the ex had her moment of revenge.

What Time is it?
A guy calls his live in girlfriend and tells her he`s met someone else and wants her to move out. He`ll be gone all weekend and says for her to be gone by the time he gets back. He expects to find his place trashed when he arrives, but finds everything is just fine except the telephone is off the hook. He hangs it up and thinks nothing of it until he gets the phone bill. Before she left, the girlfriend called the number to "Time" in Tokyo and left the phone off the hook for two days.



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This item was edited on Monday, 3rd July 2006, 18:31

And you were telling as about relationship angst, Sminty?

Is there some connection here?! ;)

Quote:
Enlisting the help of his girlfriend they checked and found, sewn into the hem of the floor length curtains, prawns - rotten and mushy.

The other varient of this tale is that they were inside the curtain poles & the smell followed them even when they moved house.


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.