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It has just been reported on Reuters that the Irish SAS have stormed Battersea Dogs Home, killing all the Afghans.


Made me laugh.......

you silly fecker :-)


bye 4 now

I prefer:

Alex Ferguson: Come in David, sit down.

Beckham: Thanks Boss.

AF: We really need to discuss your form. These past few weeks you`ve been terrible, what`s wrong.

B: I`ve got a bit of trouble at home Boss.

AF: What is it? Are Victoria and Brooklyn okay?

B: Yeah boss, it`s not that. To tell you the truth it`s this jigsaw...

AF: A jigsaw!! What the hell has a jigsaw got to do with anything?

B: Well Boss, it`s a really cool jigsaw of a Tiger. The picture on the front is so good and I`m sure I`ve got all the peices but I cant do it.

AF: Well I won`t have this disrupting my team, I want you to bring it in and we`ll do it together, then hopefully you can get back to being a decent footballer.

B: Cheers Boss, I`m sure that you`ll like it too. The tiger picture is just the best I`ve seen...

AF: Just get out David.

The next day David goes into Fergie`s office.

B: I`ve got it boss, all here in its box.

AF: Well, what are you waiting for? Empty the peices onto my desk and lets have a look at this tiger.

David empties the box onto Fergie`s desk. Fergie looks down and examines what been put onto his desk. His anger shows and he SHOUTS

AF: David, get out of this office now and
take these f**kin Frosties with you!!

Tee hee!

I thank you.

now thats a result

:)