Page 1 of Problem with neighbour and bird table/pigeons....

So, my next door neighbour has a nice new bird table with what appears to be a 3 course meal for birds on it..

Trouble is, pigeons are flying across our garden to it and rc[at]gnipp all over our patio and our washing that is drying on the line.

Now the weather is brightening up, our 3 yr old wants to be out in the garden all the time but it`s a never ending job trying to clear up this pigeon poop before she gets near it.

We have asked the neighbours once and they said the pigeons weren`t going to the table, well - they most definitely are!

What can we do about it??? It`s driving my girlfriend potty.





why take life so seriously..its not like you are going to make it out alive

Shoot the Bastards

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Not me. All though I would agree with me. You are talking about the neighbours arn`t you?

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This item was edited on Wednesday, 3rd May 2006, 17:29

Feed them rat poison pellets.
That was told to me by the guys that had to cover our building in spikes to get rid of the flying rats.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 3rd May 2006, 17:30

Get a cat.

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Phone your local Council and ask for the Environmental Health dept. :)

Crap on their washing.

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Or throw crap at it, much more dignified.

If you consider the bird table to be causing a nuisance, then the neighbours are legally obliged to remove it. If they don`t I believe they`re being `anti-social`. i think there`s an acronym floating about with regards to this..

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Crap in a paper bag , get a match to it and post it through their letter-box. Imagine they`re surprise when they stamp on it , trying to put the fire out hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

Alledgedly by breaking up a few paracetamols into halves and putting them inside some bread and feeding the greedy fat plump pidgeons (or lobing the bread over next doors at the base of their table, the pidgeons should soon be ready to explode as evidently birds can`t fart (Oh yes they can i hear several of you cry) and they get awfull bad gas from paracetamols....

Disclaimer: I`ve never taken this course of action, nor shot at birds with an air rifle and would not condone any such behaviour either!

M.