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Ok people, in light of all the bad news, i believe its time for a spot of light hearted fun.
I`ve just been reading a thread on the bargain buckets forum, it go`s off the beat and track a bit by going on about dodgy `soul glo wigs` band Five Star.
Thinking of this, there must be a band or a song from recent times or misspent childhood that has truly appalled you.
Top of my list has to be; "do you really like it, do you really like it, we`re lovin it lovin iy, we`re lovin it like this-do you really like it, is it is it wicked...etc". Im ashamed to know the words. What a pile of turd!
Oh and the entire track listing of Now thats what i call `music` 3. Cheese fest.

Next!

Westy

Hi

I`m thinking any song with the words Hearsay, Westlife, Boyzone before it just about makes me sick

Can you spell `manufactured`

The most Pure and Simple form of Horse s*** you are ever likely to hear!

Big A

P.S. I bet OBZilla will find a way of bringing controversy to this thread aswell

Wait for it........

Ack, give the wee twonce a chance......

I just cant stand bloody Hear`Say either. I hope they all just dissapear and go back to the day jobs they probably never had in the first place.

I mean, they arent hiding the fact that they are totally 100% manufactured, but that doesnt stop them from being utter tosh!

Shelf life of 6 months I reckon, but they can always build another group.

Aye!

Shakatak - what the hell was all that about, then ?

And the spookily named

Shalamar - same number of letters and vowels, same crock of s***e ;-)

Bob the builder.......

that pile of s***e `around the world`.
shnozzer

Blimey, you lot have short memories!

Wot about Kajagoogoo, Nick Kamen, Joe Dolce, any song with `Grandma` or `Mother` in the title (remember Grandma`s party (tonite) or `Grandma` (we love you) by that horrible girls choir), Clive Dunn, the Osmonds, Bay City Rollers, Leo Sayer and my personal favorite AGA-BLEEDIN-DOO!!(black lace was it?)

(counts to ten, breathes in slowly.....)

Seriously though, how can we let Britney Spears get away with `Hit me baby, one more time`. I bet Women`s refuges everywhere were buzzin` to that one........

SN

I`ve just remembered, the Birdy Song (collapses in a sobbing heap......;-)

This item was edited on Saturday, 15th September 2001, 00:04

Spiny.. :)

Not a short memory, remember them too well... thought i`d let you show your age m8...

OK some more...

Anything by Mike Batt (aka the wombles..)
Demis Roussos.... (aka fat guy with girly voice who ate his twin brother..)
Rene and Renata.. (aka another fat guy who sang that awful "save your love" to some bint up in the balcony..)
John Inmans "are you being served"
Telly Savalas....... (aka Kojak..) for "If a picture paints a thousand words...)
Anything with - "hold your hands up in the air - and wave them like you just dont care"...
The Birdy Song
Dawn (aka Tony Orlando)..... Tie a yellow Ribbon....
Orville the duck........ need i say more?
Smurffs....
Travesties one and all.....

I`m feeling quite nauesous now...... pass the bucket..

Ray

One particular pile of arse which caught my ear recently was Louise`s cover of "Stuck In The Middle With You" (the song off Reservoir Dogs).

She has completely arsed that song up really well. The original was damn good, but she went and did a sh*t on it and turned it into a pop `thing`. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr.

Ahem.