vern(Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 14:12
Seeing that these forums haven`t been visited by my good self for some time, I find that it has become very tame in here, clayts must be doing an excellent job as mod ! (oh and Danny boy) good on you Reviewer !
Anyway I thought I would just post a joke to lighten the day, I know its not DVD related but hey.....I will slip away into the darkness again....
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a £200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny`s father said, "Johnny, we have a £80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time.
" Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I`ll get stuck with an £80,000 mortgage!"
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
bear(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 15:48
LOL....
Same here vern I just returned after a hardrive disaster in April, and it just ain`t the same it`s had the life and soul sucked out of it.
Seems if you post in the wrong forum it`s a major crime...clayts and Bates the new sheriffs in town , well lads the bears back in the saloon and i`m buying the drinks!
I suppose the duke is in jail.
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
Grunt boy(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 16:31
Um, I hear tell he got himself a fine girl at the Bordello - Missy Sue.
She favours them teenie wangers.
That and Rusty Pete got hauled up by the law for mixin moonshine in his bathtub again.
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
Maxknight007(Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 21:24
I`ve said it once, and I`ll say it again. It`s changed here!
Max Knight
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
duder(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 22:15
While we are on the subject (Hope it`s not too rude mods?):
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you`re gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I`m gonna get tits too."
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
Blazingmonga(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 22:25
My GOD!
Where did Ironduke go? Where`s the Duck! WHERE?
He slipped out when nobody was looking, like the cheeky wee scamp he is!
The place has changed though, but for the better. It was funnier before, but its far more practical now, which is more important really.
Aye well.
RE: Just a joke, made me laugh anyway :-)
RJS(undefined) posted this on Thursday, 30th August 2001, 11:19
His last post was on 12th August, maybe he is on holiday. :o
