Page 1 of What are your fav football chant/song?

Befor I go to far, the subject mater of some of the songs will no doubt be offencive to some. If so please do not read on.

Sung to Chelsea fans to the tune of "Blue is the colour"

Blue is the colour.
Football is the game.
Poor old Mathew Harding.
He should have took the train.

Chelsea fans used to sing to Frank le Bouf.

He`s here.
He`s there.
He`s every f***in` where.
Frank Le Bouf
Frank Le Bouf.

They got told off for swearing so they swaped it to,

He`s here.
He`s there.
We`re not aloud to swear.
Frank Le Bouf
Frank Le Bouf.

Genius.

What are yours.

All the best,

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Well at the moment I like Ji Sung Park`s song:

Park Park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country.
It could be worse you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house...

"I`ve not seen someone taking a beating like that, since someone put a banana down my pants and set a monkey loose.."

LOL

All the best,

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

There are a lot of good ones. Im quite partial to a verse of `Niall Quinns Disco Pants`.

I went to a Bolton game with my mate years ago and they impressed me with their lyrical genius for a player I thought would be impossible to chant for:

(to the tune of `No Limits` by 2 unlimited)

Mixu,
Mixu Mixu,
Mixu Mixu,
Mixu Paatelainen!

Scousers sing this to the bloke who can`t score goals....

He`s big
He`s red
His feet stick out of bed
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch.

A good one for Emmanuel Petit when he was at chelsea.

He`s blonde,
He`s quick,
His names a porno flick
Emmanuel Emmanuel


"Dont mention the zed word"

To dirty Leeds fans;


"Always look out for Turks,wielding knives"

:/ :D

Sick,but bloody funny.

During last week`s Champions League Arsenal match vs Sparta Prague, the crowd where heard chanting the old classic...

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham

Along with a new found favourite...

F*** off Morinhiou
F*** off Morinhiou


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Martin Jol`s having a party
Bring your Vodka and your Charlie

And,for the benefit of any Hearts` fans;

If you tolerate Rix,then your children will be next.

Or;

With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile
Graham Rix is a f***ing paedophile

my favourite of recent times was last year when Sheff Utd came to pride park singing

We Hate Wednesday,
We Hate Wednesday,
We Hate Wednesday

Our retort;

We Hate Thursday
We Hate Thursday
We Hate Thursday

I think you had to be there......