It happens again and again!
I`m sitting chatting to this lovely lass over the weekend - she came and sought me out! cute aussie with nice personalities! so i`m chatting away, getting on like a house on fire. At some point I need to release 3 litres of alcohol into the sewage system and pop off to the lav, at this point my ex-best mate muscles in, steals my spot and spends the rest of the night trying to get-in-there. Needless to say, neither of us got a phone number or anything else.
It wouldn`t matter so much, if he didn`t try it on with everyone i`ve liked and loved - in essence he`s programmed to play one-upmanship!
I would do it to him to spite him back, but he always waits for my first move!
What do I do?
kill him and bury him in a shallow grave in the woods :$
OR
when you start chatting, point him out and say how your `Gay Friend` is so great.
The Bigman Cometh
This item was edited on Monday, 5th September 2005, 16:03
RE: Best Friend - Pah! 
What do I do?
i`m assuming you have also had a conversation about this with him & he still does it anyway ?
if thats the case, just f\/ck him of, dispite any history you have together the guys no friend of yours if this is how he treats you
general nobody @ www.dvdreviewer.co.ukformerly known as Chris Ogden
Happens to me too! Worse though, I am the one left on my own as they disappear into the sunset together!!!!!!!!!
Hate it. >:( 
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i`m assuming you have also had a conversation about this with him & he still does it anyway ?
I made myself quite clear on the subject and my fist still hurts! his reaction by the way was
"All`s fair in love and war"
C**t
My new best mate works for a sports marketing company and gets me into Chelsea for nothing, The Ashes and Wimbledon. I have to stand in the press gantry with Andy Gray and John Motson, but that`s alright `coz there`s sandwiches at half-time.