Page 1 of The April Fool`s have started already...

Mugglenet`s had me going for a bit, they`ve even `adapted` the countdown timer

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Been nowhere
Done Nothing
Stole the T-shirt


My Collection

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GMTV don`t seem to realise how old their April Fools skits are getting.

Fruit flavoured milk straight from the cow`s teat? The `farmer` could barely keep a straight face.

Not as bad as last year`s "miracle weight loss water".

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They kidnapped Santa? That does not rock!
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I`ve posted this on our company email bulletin "For Sale" board...

Are foxes regular visitors to your garden? Do you enjoy watching them from a distance but wish you could get nearer?

Now you can! The FoxTamer is a small electronic device modelled on sonic cat-repellers but the manufacturers have developed a frequency that foxes find irresistible...

With a FoxTamer clipped to your belt you`ll be able to approach foxes without scaring them off, pet them and even have them feeding out of your hand. FoxTamers are soon to be released through Endsleigh garden centres and B&Q stores but I have some for sale at the pre-release price of £5 (they will be £12.99 retail).

(There`s a frequency hack available on the internet which also makes them work on badgers but please be aware that it is illegal to stroke a badger)

Replies by email please.
julianf

:D LOL - please post any replies you get.

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"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn`t try it on."
Billy Connolly

My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection

The worst one was pictures of Prince Charles and William buying kinky red underwear in the Daily Mail - I mean they didn`t even look like them!!

Crapola!

My fiance got me this morning at 5am. she told me it was 8.30 and i was late for work. darted out of bed and started to get changed!!! bloody fool i am!! i was even fooled by the strawberry milk on GMTV. its going to be one of those days. :/
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I don`t want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

The only one ive fallen for recently (well, about 6 odd years, thinking about it) was an `Amazing new type of microwave oven` that had two settings. Hot and Cold. They put an icecube tray in pretended to zap it for a few minutes and, Hey Presto, virtually instant ice cubes. I was well impressed.

Speaking of old april fools, its my Nans birthday today and I always send her a `21 Today` card. I dont think shes bored of it yet....

I`m currently sitting in the office watching one of my colleagues trying to get his PC to behave. For some reason his mouse and keyboard aren`t working...

...well they won`t as I`ve swapped the cables round on the KVM ;)

So far he`s:

Removed the cables from the KVM and put them back in again (but still in the wrong slots)
Taken his desk apart to check the connections at the PC end (apparently one was a bit loose and he thought he`d cracked it)
Rebooted about 6 times
Flicked through the kvm a couple of dozen times to see if that would help
Said some bad words

My boss and I are sitting trying not to crack up. Wonder how long it will take him to suss it!

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Nice one. :D



I quite like the Helpdesk people in a benevolent (as opposed to malevolent) way as they do some valuable work in preventing us being inundated by every halfwit who can work a phone.

Here`s one for Rassilon from WaveGuide: www.waveguide.co.uk/latest/news050401.htm#Doctor%20Who%20-%20Role%20For%20Jordan

This item was edited on Friday, 1st April 2005, 11:02