Page 1 of PAUL ROSS! FILM CRITIC?????

That`s an oxymoron. The guy never reviews films.
It`s all quotes like "the best action film in the world ever!" or "the best romantic comedy in the world ever!"
Christ, the d*ckhead even called Solaris "the best science fiction film in the world ever".
I liked the film, but that statement is a stretch.
All the media slag wants to do is get his friggin name on the film`s poster, which seems to happen all the time.
Paul Ross, you are the worst film critic in the world EVER!
And you can quote me on that
:p

This item was edited on Tuesday, 14th December 2004, 19:56

Got to agree with you all the way bernard. He`s a waste of space.

Will

Aw c`mon guys, cut the guy some slack! It must be tough living in the shadow of the real Wossy ;) It`s kinda like the Kylie and Danni thing. Only I much prefer Danni coz you know she`ll put out! :) _PK

My sister bought me Collateral Damage (Arnold Schwarzeneggar) a few birthdays ago, because on the front cover was a quote from Paul Ross saying "10 times better than most other action movies!"
Lying Git!
I`ve seen lots of dumb movies before, but Collateral Damage was total crap- Thanks Ross you d******* >:(

Ah c`mon, you know that quote was probably cut from something like "Collateral is one of those films that could be 10 times better than most other action movies, but is actually 10 times worse."

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It`s funny - but I saw Paul Ross in Oxford Street yesterday and he didn`t look very happy.
Maybe he`s reading this thread?

The man`s a c*ck.

Everything`s fantastic, or the best "action/horror/family/sci-fi/rom-com/thriller" ever!

I work in a video store and 8/10 customers who see a quote from him on the front of a box take the p*** and put it back down!!!

I`ve just found one of Paul Ross` reviews for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
This one really takes the biscuit.
I assume he`s talking about when Qui Gon and Obi Wan are travelling through Naboo`s underwater core.

"The best underwater in space sequence...EVER!"

I kid you not. That is 100% real.
How much competition did that scene really have?
How many other "Underwater in space" sequences are there?
I can`t think of any!
Mr Ross, underwater sequences in space is not a genre like action or horror.

Hang your head in shame young man. :p

This item was edited on Wednesday, 15th December 2004, 21:51

I would gladly run the risk of liver and kidney failure through overuse of steroids if it allowed me to slap this empty headed, scrotum faced scheitte hole for just a few moments more.

Simply to show how well balanced I am I would also include:-
Alex Salmond, Charles Kennedy, Tommy Sheridan, Jonathan Woss, Anne Widdicombe, William Hague, Michael Howard, Andy Gilchrist, Bob Crowe, Any ba****d that has ever been on a reality show, Any ba****d that parks over the line and takes up two spaces in a car park, Any ba****d that shops in M&S, Any ba****d that sha**ed my missus before I met her, Any ba****d that goes near my daughter, Any ba****d that thought Berti Vögts was the right man for the Scotland job, Any ba****d that supports the Fifers.

FFS I better get the valium out :D

Choagy FFCUK The SPL :D

Re underwater in space sequence - Alien Resurrection had one - that`s the only one I can think of! - He probably thought that was `the best underwater in space sequence ever!` too!!!!

As I said, he`s a c*ck - no bones about it