Page 1 of It`s The Official Reviewer Caption Competition! #20, More Halloween fun!!!

Last week`s compo had plenty of mirthsome entries, some of which had me snorting with laughter. (Not good for my PC screen, when I`m drinking my tea) But there can only be one winner, or two in this case. :D

For pic one, other great entries were...

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I hate these fancy dress do`s there`s always a queue for the gents and you can`t get your hose off. from our very own Sue Davies


and
Rassilon63`s
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Gentlemen I propose that we each give that young strumpet a shilling as she demands & then watch her eat her lunch.

but the winner is...



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Plans for a Bananarama comeback single were scrapped shortly after the producers saw the results of the reunion photo-shoot

straightjacket, you win a visit from the Great Pumpkin




Pic 2 was even harder to choose a winner for.

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Skeletor could only laugh at his stupidity, when he realised he`d glued his hands to his head.Ben Franklin


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Not only am I havin problems with all these allegations, but my whole face has now fell off!!!! cha`mone muthaf***a!!!!floyd_dylan


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Joan Rivers was devastated that she forgot her lipstickdkuk2000

all making me laugh out loud.

But one achieved universal acclaim...


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Calista Flockhart found time in her busy schedule for a guest appearance.

wossname, in true trick or treat tradition, you win a rock.



New pics iminent
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Jitendar Canth

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"You won`t believe the things I have seen with your eyes..."

My Top 20 movies at YMDB
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More Halloween fun this week, but this time around I`m turning to the `not so` classics.

First up, we have a pic from shlock 50`s horror The Brain Eaters.
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Second we move forward to the seventies, and George A. Romero`s Martin
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Happy captioning. ;)

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Jitendar Canth

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"You won`t believe the things I have seen with your eyes..."

My Top 20 movies at YMDB
Site Reviewer at DVD Reviewer

You`ll go blind doing that !!!


Richard Attenborough made it quite clear he didn`t want to be in the next jurassic park movie



(A.C.C Founder)

This item was edited on Friday, 29th October 2004, 20:12

"Can you see what it is yet?" shouted the chavs, as they ran away with Rolfs glasses.

This item was edited on Friday, 29th October 2004, 20:42

Pic 1
We told you that there was subsidence in the area, but would you listen???

Pic 2
Now, is it clearer with Lens 1 or Lens 2? Oh crap, picked up the wrong thing again!

Cheers

Si



Our Collection (including the ones that belong to the kids!)

`I have something to say. It`s better to burn out than to fade away.`

Calista Flockhart is going to be so p***ed off that I`ve got her food ration for November!


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Is that a brain in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?



Father Christmas was having problems explaining the meaning of Christmas to the new elf.

At last I have the letter T. Now my alphabet collection is complete

"CUT!! No, no, no. Sod this PC lark. It`s just not the same without a gun in his hand!"

This item was edited on Saturday, 30th October 2004, 19:02

Fingermouse was never the same after the presenter lost the puppet

Seeing as its from the Brain Eaters......


Things got ugly in the final hours of electioneering, when John Kerry accused George Bush of cheating during musical chairs.




If Mac users are "more intelligent than the average computer user," why do they need an operating system designed for complete idiots?

This item was edited on Monday, 1st November 2004, 15:13