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Since everyone has their porno hats on - (they are the ones with three holes) hows about making up some porno film names based on the titles of real films - you know likie Womb Raider, Shaving Ryan`s Privates...

I`ll kick off with : the girl with the pearl necklace
sore (you know like saw, but with connotations)
A lad in...
Fill Bill
the eternal sunshine of the hairless pie..


I`d better stop now..

Edward Penishands

Dude, where`s my dildo ?

Big trouble in little vagina

Willie w*nker and the fudge packing factory

Pump fiction
Bridget jones dildo
Beverly hills c*ck





(A.C.C Founder)

Bare Bitch Project
Playmate of the Apes (featuring some, frankly, hideous Interspecies lovin)

Star Trek: Ins-erection
Star Trek: Fist Cu*tact
Star Trek: The Un-d*ck-covered Cu*try
SeX-Men
The Incredible Bulk
Das Booty
Armageddon Any Tonight?
Saturday Night Beaver (thanks GTA 3 :D)
Once Upon A Time In A Mexican
Big Fishy Minge 8)



"The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world...
and we will find these people, and we will bring them to justice" - George W. Bush

Glad He Ate Her

Meat the Parents

Didn`t we do a thread on this a couple of months back?

Quote:
Pump fiction

Plump Friction :D

How about.....


The Scorpions Ring
Fannie
Tight Club
Porn of the Dead
`Going` Commando
28 Gays Later
MatchDick Men
Riding in Cars With boys (doesn`t need changing!!:D)
or
Riding in Cars With Toys (if you feel like the change:D)
Wrong-un Turn
Bullethole Monk
Once Upon a Time with her Chest
The "Oh - Men"
....?


or, for the sickos amongst us:

Poo-man Traffic
or
Poo Romance ;-)






__B8__

This item was edited on Friday, 8th October 2004, 19:39

or, what about that childrens favourite?

clitty sh***y bong bang

the oral/a**l drug fuelled car romp, with the song with the immortal line:-
superphallusflagelisticexpertcunnilingus :D

sorry

Ste.

...is that gasoline I smell?